>>9985750Instead here are my DEMANDS!
Ban anyone with even one socialists or anti-American sentiment including Vince
Train everyone else to perfection
All men MUST have a cool well-thought-out and at least somewhat unique gimmick even if they're in a stable
All women MUST be attractive to me personally
All women MUST have either a very sexy costume and a gimmick like above and actually be decent and not constantly "push the limits" and injure themselves rather than sticking with what they're good at, or if they can't put that effort and foresight in they MUST wrestle completely nude and be jobbers for the ones who do.
At least one woman MUST spread her vagina for the camera per show.
At least one woman MUST wet herself or pee explicitly visibly once per show.
All wrestlers MUST agree not to have any online presence or even use the internet other than any official web shows, and must keep kayfabe or they will be disposed of.
NO commercials, but any time a woman uses the restroom the combined face/toilet cam must appear in picture-in-picture, however these do not count as the one urination per show unless clearly worked for effect/accompanied by some plot device somehow.
Stephanie McMahon's toilet cam must always be the main cam with the show in the little cam, not because I find her especially attractive but to humiliate the McMahon name for my amusement.
The theoretical unified hyper-fed must contain sub-feds each with their own show but all combine for certain event shows, and all must follow all of these rules.
I am the VIP and can visit whenever I want and go over anyone I want in the ring even in the middle of a PPV and can also do whatever I want to with all the womeme wrestlers and ringsides, they also have no attraction to or involvement with anyone other than me.
I can pay my subscription with Monero.
As a perk of being the VIP I become a tax-free entity.
A random diva visits my apartment and whenever I decide to send her back another appears the next day.
