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<span class="mu-i">Welcome to Nightmare Quest, a Halloween one-shot by yours truly. This will not be a heroic tale. Survival to the very end is a reward of its own, and not one that's guaranteed. If you have the heart to stomach it, then I have only one warning left for you:</span><span class="mu-s">Readers beware...YOU choose the scare!</span> You let out a weary sigh, briefly blinding yourself in favor of pinching your eyes to rub some of your exhaustion out of them. It's not really something you should be doing while driving, but you reason that it's fine - you haven't seen another soul on the road in the past three hours, and it's as straight as a road can be for the next five miles at least. A slight bump in the road causes you to curse as you poke yourself in the eye, and you're quick to throw both hands back on the wheel just in case. Blinking stars out of your vision, you see that you're still driving down the road, perfectly safe. The front end of the truck seems fine, and there's <span class="mu-i">still</span> absolutely nothing out there. It was probably just a pothole, one that'll never get fixed out here in the woods. If not, then you'd wager it being a particularly unlucky squirrel. You don't really want to stop and check, since you're only an hour away from your final destination and you're <span class="mu-s">eager</span> to get some rest for the night. You've been driving since <span class="mu-r">dawn</span>, after all, and it's probably close to <span class="mu-b">midnight</span> already. Seconds pass, and you find yourself chewing at your cheek. What if you damaged a tire? Or worse, an axle? You'd be shit out of luck if your truck crapped out on you out here. Some small part of you also worries that it wasn't a pothole, and that you hit something or someone that's now injured and needs help - you try not to think about that too much. Perhaps you should go back and check to see what it was you hit? Or at least stop here and check on the damages...though, you can't deny that a more selfish part of you says that you should keep going until you hit your destination - repairs can <span class="mu-i">maybe</span> wait until tomorrow, assuming there's even any that need done!>Pull over here and now, check for any potential damages. >Do a U-turn, head back a couple hundred feet to see what you hit. >Keep on trucking, you are NOT going to get out in some dark forest in the middle of nowhere at MIDNIGHT. As for your current destination...where was it, again?>A cabin that you inherited from your recently-deceased grandfather. You want to see if he left any memorabilia there. >A particularly cheap apartment building in a small town that you recently purchased. You need to check on the tenants and make sure the building is up to code! >A hotel. You heard about a circus being set up in the place you're heading to, and you plan to check it out tomorrow. >Somewhere else? (Write-in!)
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>>6126351 Well, that's one, at least...
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Watcher from the Dark !!gkPzrDKpHam ID:z4V5r5Aa Mon 21 Oct 2024 17:00:35 No. 6126905 Report You want to push the damn thing over and watch it fall down the infinite stairway of its own creation, but you know that wouldn't be possible with it being so large that it presses up against the walls and ceiling. You really wish you at least had a bottle of alcohol with you right now, to fashion a Molotov cocktail out of, but unfortunately the only thing you have is your Grandfather's own bowie knife. Wait...that's not true. You pull out your carton of cigarettes, still ascending the stairs to keep ahead of the creature while you slip a cancer stick out and light it up. You take a deep drag and turn around just to blow it at the creature, which seems to hesitate for a moment when the smoke drifts towards it. You grin at the effective showing, and keep toking away at it as you climb. Exactly as you suspected, soon enough you're at the wooden stairs, which at this point you believe to be <span class="mu-i">real</span>. You reach the doorway to the ground floor and rush through it, slamming the door behind you and breathing a sigh of relief now that you're back at the entryway. "Fuck you! Fuck you so much! You piece of shit. I'm taking the elevator whenever I get the chance from now on." You trash-talk it while it's trapped down in the stairs, flipping off the empty corridor. Your celebratory jabs are cut short, unfortunately, when you see the door start to splinter when something <span class="mu-i">heavy and meaty</span> slams against it. A second one sees the fist of the creature halfway through it, and the third strike destroys the door entirely as it squeezes through the doorway. It moves over to stand in front of the entrance to the hallway... ...Where it pauses, moving no further. A steady sound similar to a rush of wind emanates from it, sounding a lot like a breeze in an open field, as it just stands there watching you. Blocking the rest of the cabin with its bulk. Can it move no further, or does it know your goal and is seeking to intentionally obstruct your progress? You flick your spent cigarette butt at its 'face', and it doesn't so much as flinch.>If it's going to block you, then you're going to stab it until it moves. It'll probably attack back, but if it can't move past the doorway, then maybe you'll be safe from retaliation? >You've got more flammable objects here to work with, maybe you can get some real smoke going if you light some of them on fire. Just have to make sure the rest of the cabin doesn't light up. >Verbally berate the fat fuck until you feel better. It probably won't accomplish much other than that, but hey...everybody needs an outlet. >You just need to climb through it. Stop being so scared! What you need is right on the other side. Come on, now... >You've got an idea...(Write-in!)
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>>6126905 >You've got more flammable objects here to work with, maybe you can get some real smoke going if you light some of them on fire. Just have to make sure the rest of the cabin doesn't light up. While we do that…
>Verbally berate the fat fuck until you feel better. It probably won't accomplish much other than that, but hey...everybody needs an outlet. Anonymous
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Watcher from the Dark !!gkPzrDKpHam ID:z4V5r5Aa Mon 21 Oct 2024 19:45:37 No. 6126968 Report Also, it goes without saying, but any clever ideas going with your votes could potentially give bonus dice to your attempts!
Anonymous
>>6126968 The only think i can think of is to throw a hunting trophy on the fire and to wave the hopefully more-acrid smoke towards the bastard with something wide and flat.
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>>6126905 >Kick it down the stairs It's at the top now, time for a tumble methinks.
Watcher from the Dark !!gkPzrDKpHam
Watcher from the Dark !!gkPzrDKpHam ID:z4V5r5Aa Tue 22 Oct 2024 00:39:13 No. 6127087 Report >>6126909 >>6126937 >>6126938 >>6126969 An interesting choice. Let's see if you can control those flames, or if they'll run wild...
<span class="mu-r">Three sacrifices, roll 4d6 for me!</span>
Anonymous
Rolled 4, 1, 5, 2 = 12 (4d6) >>6127087 Anonymous
Rolled 3, 4, 1, 1 = 9 (4d6) >>6127087 Anonymous
Rolled 2, 3, 5, 3 = 13 (4d6) >>6127087 >>6127095 >>6127099 Brutal. But watch this nat 4
Anonymous
Not a SINGLE six. So long cabin, we hardly knew ye.
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>>6127164 >Fuck you, meatwall, I am a genius >AH FUCK THE CABIN Watcher from the Dark !!gkPzrDKpHam
Watcher from the Dark !!gkPzrDKpHam ID:z4V5r5Aa Tue 22 Oct 2024 06:01:41 No. 6127261 Report Rolled 4 (1d6) >>6127095 >>6127099 >>6127129 Well, that was unexpected!
It's a shame nobody suggested anything for controlling the fire, I'd have given another dice for it. Anyways, let's see if things get even more out of control than they already are...
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>>6127261 Hmmm thats a good point. Well, the most metal way would be to cut off a meatwall limb or chunk so it sprays blood to put the fire out.
The funny man decides to piss on it.
The sensible man tries to remember if Grandpa had an old asbestos blanket he was proud about. Maybe even asbestos curtains.
Watcher from the Dark !!gkPzrDKpHam
Watcher from the Dark !!gkPzrDKpHam ID:z4V5r5Aa Thu 24 Oct 2024 11:30:31 No. 6128501 Report Sorry about the delay, hiroshimoot's shit kind of FUCKED with me. You continue to verbally abuse the expressionless monster while it idly blocks your way. You throw out every insult that you can think of, and get rather creative with a few more all while you begin to gather up materials. Materials of a very, very flammable sort. You create wood shavings from a nearby shelf for easy-to-light tinder, thanks to your bowie knife. You dismantle said shelf into harshly varnished firewood that'll likely give off toxic fumes. You even toss the wolf head on top of it, and tear down a nearby curtain to toss on it all. "Alright, you stupid fuck, let's see how much you like the kind of smoke that'll make the dead cough up a lung." You say, pulling out your zippo and striking the flint roller to light it up. You put the flame to the wood shavings and watch them light up, stepping back afterwards to watch it slowly but surely spread to the rest of the pile. It's smoking alright. The creature seems to stand there, staring at it for a while as the smoke builds up, the fire rising to engulf the whole pile...before it finally gives in and retreats back down the stairs it came from. You grin with satisfaction, wiping some dirt and dust from your hands. "That should do it. Now to put it out before it goes too far." You say, glancing around. "Uh..." You mumble to yourself, trying to consider what exactly you should do TO put it out. You don't have access to a lot of water right now. Is there a fire extinguisher here? You rush around what parts of the cabin you have access to, looking for a familiar red canister to put out the flames with and coming up empty. Fuck! Maybe you can smother it with dirt? You slip back out the front door as the fire starts to spread to the flooring, and licks at the ceiling above it. You grab handfuls of moist dirt from outside and stuff it into a makeshift basket you make by holding out your shirt, bringing it back in to throw onto the flames. It doesn't seem to do much, even with an entire shirtload. The ceiling is now on fire. It's spreading, far quicker than you expected. The smoke is burning your lungs and stinging your eyes. You step back outside, coughing, and turn to look at your Grandfather's Cabin. Which is currently in the process of being consumed by a fire that <span class="mu-s">you</span> started. All of those heirlooms, memories, and resources...doomed to be lost thanks to your mistake.>Don't give up, keep trying to put the fire out. It'll be hard, but damn it, you can't have let this trip be for nothing! >It's a lost cause, champ. Go back to Ishmael's. At least the extra smoke will make it a safer trip. >Something else...? (Write in!) Clever ideas always welcome, and could provide bonus dice to things you try. Never forget it! Of course, bad ideas could always do the opposite...
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>>6128501 >Don't give up, keep trying to put the fire out. It'll be hard, but damn it, you can't have let this trip be for nothing! Anonymous
The ceiling is on fire? Nah shit's cooked. Unless this place has a fat fucking water reservoir and huge amounts of pressure built up in it there's no way to stop that. It'd be hard to save even with an actual fresh extinguisher even.
Anonymous
>>6128616 Realistically, this anon is right. Really hard to extinguish a ceiling
Anonymous
>>6128609 Changing my vote to…
>Something else...? (Write in!) Save what we can from inside before the cabin collapses.
Anonymous
>>6128676 That's a good idea, I agree
Anonymous
>>6128501 >Don't give up, keep trying to put the fire out. It'll be hard, but damn it, you can't have let this trip be for nothing! >Something else...? (Write in!) Twelve rolls and not a single six. For being in a wet misty forest with the mist things even creeping inside this thing lit up like a dry christmas tree soaked in kerosene. Clever ideas? How about we pray for a miracle like some rain.
If we had a big ol rain collector setup outside, a fire extinguisher, a big fireplace inside thats still got 30+ years of wood ash we could throw some on the fire by the bucket and a dozen firefighters conjured out of the mist to put the fire out maybe we could save it. Then if we can out of rainwater we complete the scene by pumping up the wastewater from the septic tank so we can make it a literal shitshow and not purely a figurative one.
Oh and the best and worst idea, see if we can spread the fire to the forest to FORCE the mist beings to help put out the fire before it can burn it all away. Why contain it?
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>>6128501 >Don't give up, keep trying to put the fire out. It'll be hard, but damn it, you can't have let this trip be for nothing! We gotta try for gramps.
Anonymous
>>6128501 >Something else...? (Write in!) Save what we can from inside before the cabin collapses.
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>>6128501 >Save what we can from inside before the cabin collapses. Anonymous
>>6128501 >Save what we can from inside before the cabin collapses. Watcher from the Dark !!gkPzrDKpHam
Watcher from the Dark !!gkPzrDKpHam ID:z4V5r5Aa Fri 25 Oct 2024 03:16:44 No. 6128932 Report >>6128616 >>6128630 >>6128676 >>6128714 >>6128725 >>6128769 >>6128774 >>6128872 >>6128891 I can't blame you for trying. Who knows what important stuff could be in there, needing saved from the flames?
<span class="mu-r">Three sacrifices, give it your best shot. 3d6. Failure will have deadly consequences...</span>
Anonymous
Rolled 3, 6, 2 = 11 (3d6) >>6128932 inb4 quest ends
Anonymous
Rolled 4, 1, 1 = 6 (3d6) >>6128932 Anonymous
Rolled 3, 2, 1 = 6 (3d6) >>6128932 Watcher from the Dark !!gkPzrDKpHam
Watcher from the Dark !!gkPzrDKpHam ID:z4V5r5Aa Fri 25 Oct 2024 03:41:20 No. 6128950 Report >>6128933 >>6128939 >>6128948 Well, at least a partial success is there!
Although, if you want to make a devil's deal with me, <span class="mu-r">I'll allow 6's in the Total to count towards your successes in addition to the 6s on individual dice...if you'll allow <span class="mu-s">me</span> the same courtesy.</span>
>Yes, what could possibly go wrong? >No, I fear what the dice gods will do to us! Anonymous
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Rolled 6, 1, 1 = 8 (3d6) >>6128932 I will roll for fun. To see a world of what could have been. Now, number of the beast, WASTED
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>>6128950 >Yes, what could possibly go wrong? Ill take that deal, could be fun.
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>>6128950 >Yes, what could possibly go wrong? We've already bungled it.
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>>6128950 >Yes, what could possibly go wrong? Considering how badly this thread’s been rolling, I don’t see why not.
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>>6128950 >Yes, what could possibly go wrong? Yeah, more things is more fun, let's do it
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Rolled 4, 2, 6, 3, 3, 4 = 22 (6d6) >>6128950 >Yes, what could possibly go wrong? Dice gods don't fail us now!
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>>6128950 >>Yes, what could possibly go wrong? It was always burning since the dice were rolling.
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Watcher from the Dark !!gkPzrDKpHam ID:z4V5r5Aa Tue 29 Oct 2024 03:20:17 No. 6131184 Report >>6131096 I'm here, even had the next big chunky fatboy update all ready and written.
Unfortunately, Hiroshimoot is a gigantic <span class="mu-r">hemorrhoid</span> for me right now, and every single post I make has to wait an agonizing time to make. Even this post took an age and a half to submit.
Because of this, I'm going to call it here. This one-shot is officially dead, to my own nightmare and maybe some of your own. I shouldn't have planned to do this during election season, I suppose. I can only hope this bullshit goes away and that the 'spam solution' isn't permanent, because it's massively draining all of my desire to participate in quests in any manner.
Sorry about this, lads. But at least you have it here in writing! I'll see you next time, hopefully. Maybe try running it next year if the site isn't still an <span class="mu-r"><span class="mu-s">unusable shitheap</span></span> by then.
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>>6131184 Fuckin hiroshimoot
See you around, mang Anonymous
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>>6131184 Understandable, thanks for running it. It was a fun quest. And Happy Halloween!
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>>6131184 Better sleep with one eye open from now on, bud.
Nah really though thanks for running, OP. Was honestly a treat Anonymous
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>>6131184 Thanks for running my dude, I'll keep an eye out for you. Also, tell Loom I want my mfing Jet back.
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>>6131184 Aww, bugger. Really liked the quality of your writing - hope you're not discouraged from making more quests in the future.
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>>6131184 Dang, thanks for running. See you next time!
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>>6131184 Damnit. Sorry to see you go, QM.
I bought a 4chan pass, myself