You are <span class="mu-s">THEMA MUMINA</span>, the UNDEAD QUEEN of the EGYPTIAN UNDERWORLD. Your syndicate holds tremendous power over the ARAB REPUBLIC OF EGYPT, a feat you'd worked tirelessly towards for nearly a century. You're quite proud of your handiwork, and you value all of your loyal undead subordinates.

However, you can't help but feel somewhat desolate. You've been at this crime thing for years on your own, and you can't help but long for the loving warmth of COMPANIONSHIP. You start to reminisce. In your past life as one of the living, you were married to a wealthy farmer. You didn't quite fancy the man, but considering the immense dowry he offered your family, you didn't really have a choice in the matter. You remember the affairs you used to have with the cute servant girls your husband brought home, and you recall longing to explore deeper, more FULFILLING RELATIONSHIPS WITH WOMEN. You never really did find men all that attractive, anyway.