>>6315813>>6315542Our COSMO-NAUTIC endeavour continues unimpeded, time to walk in and give the big man in charge a firm handshake and a squeeze of the cheeks and we'll be free to dilly-dally around this luxury spessCRUISE and hey, maybe we'll get to drive the thing!
Now time for a—oh for FUCKS sake WHAT IS IT THIS TIME?!
So you've been grinding your nuts to a fine paste for god knows how long and you've never met the guys bossing you around? How does that work?
Actually you do kinda know how that works; everything is emails this emails that pick up the phone turn on your webcam put some fucking pants on you slob and is that a fucking dildo on your shelf??
You rarely get chewed out like in the olden times and its GREAT but being ON SITE and getting bossed around by text on a screen? Now that's just insanity.
Can't blame the bozo, three or four decades of that and you'd be wishing for a drill instructor to get all in your face and give you a noseful of alcohol and shitty styrocup coffee, now that's some actual tangible feedback, SIR YES SIR LT. BONGHITS REPORTING FOR DUTY SIR OOOH RAHH.
Fuck he looks kinda unhinged, yeah it sure has taken its toll on the poor bastard, if we say no he might blow up on us, metaphorically though unlike Jerry, or maybe literally? Who knows, but we can't risk it we've gotten this far already can't just fucking fumble THIS close to the finish line.
Plus he migh eat the GODDAMN tacos while you're in there being diplomatic and civilized and charismatic (and sexy)???
>T RANDS NO BAD DOG, STAY HERE, SIT (charisma check, 1d100 DC 65 [+15 THE ORB HATH CHOSEN THEE])>ALRIGHT FINE YOU WANT THE SOMBRERO SENOR RANDS?>STORE IN INVENTORY>T SPIGOT CAN YOU HEAR ME MAJOR DONG? [Write In] 
