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This is Bill>KOTH and the Challenger each roll 1d6 >The current streak is added to the Challenger's roll >The winner is the one with the higher value, KOTH wins a draw >The winner may take the items of the loser >To join post your Challenger with an accompanying image or description >Choose a starting item with one of the following stats >+1 die >+2 pips >+3 value >+1 item >After every 4 wins, KOTH may level up one of their items (essentially a +1 of the item) >2 items can be held at a time >An orderly queue: every challenger will be gone through in order of appearence, bar consecutive submissions by the same poster >The creator of the current KOTH may choose to continue to roll for their champion >OP will roll in the creator's stead if they do not respond to a challenge within 24 hours, but will not pick up any items or upgrade them >The creator may take back control of their character at any moment, and upgrades will be refunded
Aura's Decapitated Head
Rolled 6, 4, 6 = 16 (3d6) >>6359925 Hey why the hell did you bury me! I'm a head that's been decapitated for over 2000 years. Damn elf leaving me with that stupid fighter - HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Aura brings 2000 years of mana and her horns for +2d.
KOTHposter !!brPRS0i63Cj
>>6359925 You'd actually need +1 slot to afford 4 items. We could transfer the essence of Paimon or Aura to the Mastery of the verb since they're the same type of item...
KOTHposter !!brPRS0i63Cj
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To keep things interesting going forward, I propose that an ascendant king may only have 4 items. This way we don't end up with an endless hoard of items, although one can get more items by defeating challengers.
KOTHposter !!brPRS0i63Cj
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The crustacean crawls to it's hill.
Royal French Crayfish
Rolled 7, 3, 8, 6, 6 = 30 (5d8) >>6359954 Ah, I think I misunderstood the (+1 item) thingy... Thank you for letting me make up for it!
>>6359953 "Terrifiant ! Un mort-vivant!"
Aura's Decapitated Head
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>>6359973 Waaaaaaaaaaaaa~ah!
(It looks like Aura's blasting off again! Riiiiight back into Cyberpunk Frieren's handbag, where she belongs)
I was - *sniff* - I was gonna be the strongest and get my revenge...
BoblinTheGoblin
Rolled 2, 3, 6 + 2 = 13 (3d6 + 2) This looks like a nice hill.>Shirt : +1d >Cuteness : +1d
Royal French Crayfish
Rolled 4, 1, 5, 3, 8 = 21 (5d8) >>6359982 The French Crayfish worries for his shell! A goblin would gobble him up whole, and uncooked!
KOTHposter !!brPRS0i63Cj
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>>6359973 Aura is beaten once more
KOTHposter !!brPRS0i63Cj
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>>6359984 The goblin won't be toppling this hill yet
Dangerous Beast
Rolled 2, 4, 2 = 8 (3d6) Oh no! An extremely dangerous beast attacks, armed with two exceptionally large weapons (+2d)!
Royal French Crayfish
Rolled 1, 3, 2, 6, 5 = 17 (5d8) >>6360263 The beast's defences must be cut! The crayfish puts his claws to work!
KOTHposter !!brPRS0i63Cj
>>6360276 The beast is felled! The crayfish may now upgrade it's gear for further foes.
Royal French Crayfish
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>>6360283 "Magnifique..."
Having experienced many fearsome foes, the French Crayfish will turn his battles into poems, further improving his mastery of the verb to +3 items.
MantisShrimp
Rolled 3, 1, 5 = 9 (3d8) If any crustacean is going to wear a crown it should be the mantis shrimp, because it is the most awesome and bestest animal according to Matt Inman.
MantisShrimp
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>>6360413 ((Whoops, just ignore that last die. I'm almost certainly going to lose anyway.))
Tux
Lining up...
Tux
Rolled 3, 2, 3 + 5 = 13 (3d6 + 5) >>6360415 KOTHposter !!brPRS0i63Cj
>>6360413 The shrimp shivers in front of the crayfish who is free to loot it's belongings before taking on Tux
Royal French Crayfish
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Rolled 1, 1, 8, 4, 4 = 18 (5d8) >>6360413 The French Crayfish grows arrogant... He thinks his rule cannot be challenged, least of all by another crustacean!
>>6360421 Don't know why the winning screen appeared just yet, but the French Crayfish will steal the rainbow carapace for his own!
Royal French Crayfish
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Rolled 10, 1, 7, 2, 8 = 28 (5d10) >>6360416 Penguins are a natural predator of crayfish, are they not? It's about time they're taught a lesson!
Cirno
Rolled 5, 5, 3 + 6 = 19 (3d6 + 6) With my genius mathematics, I - Cirno - have created a wondrous flying robot!
KOTHposter !!brPRS0i63Cj
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Penguin down! Someone should reboot it.
Royal French Crayfish
Rolled 4, 2, 3, 1, 10 = 20 (5d10) >>6360546 "U-un mecha??"
Such a monstrosity is NOT allowed in the crayfish's kingdom! Even if it's, well, kind of cool....
KOTHposter !!brPRS0i63Cj
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>>6360620 Cirno got brain freeze!
Strahd
Look Out: It's Strahd Von Zarovich!
Strahd
Rolled 5, 5, 1 + 7 = 18 (3d6 + 7) >>6360664 Royal French Crayfish
Rolled 5, 10, 3, 8, 9 = 35 (5d10) >>6360665 "A genoux!"
The Epic Ride Or Die Guy
Rolled 2, 1, 1 + 8 = 12 (3d6 + 8) WE SHALL ENTRUST THE DREAMS OF THIS HILL TO OUR SUCCESSORS.
KOTHposter !!brPRS0i63Cj
>>6360844 Strahd stumbles off of the side of the hill!
It is once more upgrade time for the crustacean king.
Anonymous
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>>6360889 Guess he'll die instead of ride
Royal French Crayfish (Arrogant)
Royal French Crayfish (Arrogant) ID:7jUJpU3w Wed 21 Jan 2026 18:19:34 No. 6361189 Report Rolled 11, 2, 5, 6, 3 = 27 (5d11) >>6360973 Having polished the stolen rainbow carapace, it's even stronger now! More flamboyant! Moreso than the sun itself! (+3 pips I assume)
>>6360889 "Pitoyable..."
Such determination only invites disdain from the crustacean.
KOTHposter !!brPRS0i63Cj
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>>6361189 Its actually +4 pips now
Med Bee
Rolled 1, 6, 2 + 9 = 18 (3d6 + 9) The Fluffy Servant and world's biggest thot approach the Hill with questionable intent!
Royal French Crayfish (Arrogant)
Royal French Crayfish (Arrogant) ID:7jUJpU3w Thu 22 Jan 2026 19:51:06 No. 6361575 Report Rolled 5, 3, 1, 7, 12 = 28 (5d12) >>6361365 "Très mignonne !"
The crustacean is smitten with the greatest Rider Servant! He attempts a capture!
KOTHposter !!brPRS0i63Cj
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>>6361575 and another win!
JJJ !2gxW5JDLSc
Rolled 5, 5, 2 = 12 (3d6) The french lobster is a MENACE!
Royal French Crayfish (Arrogant)
Royal French Crayfish (Arrogant) ID:7jUJpU3w Thu 22 Jan 2026 20:47:42 No. 6361590 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 11, 6, 11, 1, 11 = 40 (5d12) >>6361587 "Mort à la presse libre!"
The shelled king of the hill goes to clip JJJ's mustache!
KOTHposter !!brPRS0i63Cj
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Is it ethical to attack the media? Ehh well he started it.
Tom Megarson
Rolled 6, 6, 1 + 11 = 24 (3d6 + 11) Is this crayfish a weapon of the Tsurani? No matter, I - Tom Megarson - will take this beast down!
Royal French Crayfish (Arrogant)
Royal French Crayfish (Arrogant) ID:7jUJpU3w Fri 23 Jan 2026 20:48:08 No. 6362018 Report Rolled 11, 3, 1, 6, 3 = 24 (5d12) >>6361629 Yet another brute who sought to claim the crown.... The crustacean grows weary, quick to anger... His reign becomes despotic...
KOTHposter !!brPRS0i63Cj
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>>6362018 The Crayfish clutches victory by the slimmest margin!
Al Bundy
Rolled 4, 6, 6 + 12 = 28 (3d6 + 12) Go home you pale lobster, don't you know the second command says "It is wrong to be French!"?>Tie (+1d6) >1971 Dodge (+1d6)
Al Bundy
Seigneur French Crayfish
Rolled 2, 3, 4, 6, 1, 1 = 17 (6d12) With his hard won victory, he upgrades the Crown once more, inscribing it with tales of his reign upon the hill...
>>6362236 Big nose having ass. It's getting PINCHED
Anonymous
KOTHposter !!brPRS0i63Cj
>>6362269 I suppose Al will be dining on some seafood today.
Anonymous
it might be a good moment to buff contenders?
Anonymous
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>>6362307 Peggy will find a way to spoil it.
KOTHposter !!brPRS0i63Cj
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>>6362319 I'm happy with the current balance for now, although I'll look into it further down the line again. Also that could have weird interactions with +1 item.
