>>5791925>>5791937"I'm a dirty girl, alright. But this never was a luxury to me and I'll deck you in the schnoz for even thinking that!" You bark at him, trying to sound cool. Maybe even 'badass'. He merely scoffs at your challenge. "Girlie, you won't even manage to touch me..."
The man smirks, he seems ready for anything, and you think you see a gun in his hand... His fit body was covered in tattoos with different shapes... Crosshairs, knives, lightning bolts... Man, this guy looks a bit like a tryhard. But he was ranked 8th, it may not be smart to underestimate him.
<span class="mu-i">"Ya see, I came 'ere knowin' I might die. I am ready to meet the big man 'n the sky if it's my time. Are ya? Can ya sincer'ly say yer ready to die? 'Cause the big man don't have pity on losers like you. An' neither does the devil. So when I deliver ya to Him, whatcha gunna say in yer defense, eh? Yer just another hedonistic city crawler, a parasite to society an' everyone ya know! Y'all prob'ly don't even have a father to set ya ass straight! Even less the..."</span>
He talks a lot.
Way too much.
Which is why you start taking your shorts off.
He notices right away and drops any air of menace.
<span class="mu-s">"What in tarnation are ya doin'?!"</span> He seems genuinely stunned by the shock of the situation.
"I'm gonna piss on you." You say nonchalantly. He responds, still unable to comprehend... "W-What? Why? I ain't into that kinky godless freak shit! Jeey-zoos!"
You can't avoid chuckling at his reaction, as you defiantly add, <span class="mu-i">painfully imitating his accent.
"I ain't give a shit 'bout ya sob storey! And I ain't give a shit 'bout ya shitty ass bumfuck town! I piss on 'er! 'N I piss on ya and ya granpappy, pardner!"</span>
He has no words.
It takes him a bit to compose himself.
"...Punk ass bitch, ya ain't no lady. I'll enjoy takin' your life. So thanks for that least!"
"You're welcome!" You bow, and get ready to fight...