>>6123080>>6123085>>6123101Fine! Fine! If whoever this is needs to talk to the great Fido Ballthrow that bad, so be it! You pick up the phone and hear... Ralph!
"Fido! What is up, man?! I'm back from the dead!"
You begin to weep violently. You pull Alice in for comfort.
"I've got good news and bad news. The good news is that the doctors fixed me up nicely! Said I can have visitors in tomorrow. You should totally drop by! The bad news is that... well... I'll probably never walk again without any kind of support! It's not too bad, though! This could help me get sober!"
Oh God... you've crippled him. You're happy he's okay but... if his getting shot is really your fault... then that means you've crippled your best friend for life! You begin to weep in an even more violent manner.
>Beg for forgiveness>Leave the room>Explain your situation to Ralph>Hang up>Something else 