>>5226018Aight, roll 1d100
80-100: The path is relatively uneventful, with only 3 dudes at the end guarding a door
50-79: You find a group of 10 dudes ready to fight you
20-49: You must now pass through a gauntlet of traps, with a group of 10 dudes taking potshots at you
2-19: 50 dudes with crossbows shoot at you while the walls spew fire
1: The weeb is possessed and empowered by a malevolent spirit due to his unconscious mind being ripe for the taking