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You ask what sort of materials might be useful against fairies that isn't also toxic to humans.
"Like, fer sure fer sure? Cold iron is like, totally the only one that, like, fits that I can also, get, y'know, a hold of." The goblin says with a shrug. "Like, giving you some cold iron stuff is, like, a good idea 'cause it wouldn't, like, effect you the way it effects us. Go see if the Armory has anything you can, like, use 'til we can get you something better, y'know?
You recall the weapon the villain was selling in the Fifth Element, and wonder if it's possible to get a gun like that. You wouldn't even mind having the self-destruct button as the explosion might be useful.
"Yhat sounds totally awesome... I'm like, bummed we have, like, a budget at the shop, y'know?" Swebe sighs. "I could, like, totally get you that, but it'd be, like, months of, you know, funding and, um, a good reason why you, specifically, should, like, have one, fer sure."
You ask then if a power armor suit would be off the table.
"Totally fer sure. A cold iron power armor suit though... I'm like, almost wanna try it myself." Swebe says with stars in her eyes. "Maybe if I, like, get a mock-up blueprint going... Make, like, a few proof of concepts..."
"Hmph." Hilde pouts, "Trying to out robot me? Good luck."
You ask about any sort of combination weapon like an axe rifle or a gun sword, or even something that can switch forms like your monster hunting games. How about something that can morph like a liquid metal human killer from the movies. Nanomachines are a thing right? They must be here in the fairy world.
"You already have a daughter that can transform, and now you want a daughter that can too? I guess that's on theme." Hilde remarks. When the goblin looks confused at you both you explain the situation with Tamako.
"Like, a changeling as a daughter? And you're, like, totally okay with that? You're, like, so weird, human. But I can, like, totally work with that, too." Swebe says, leaning back to grab an industrial file and using it against her manicured nails as she thinks.
You say you aren't that comfortable with giving your daughter a weapon.
"You're like, totally saying she's a changeling, right? Like, she'll be, whatever, even if we don't give her one. I was thinking of something that'd, like, totally help you and her, you know, you could, like, use together." The goblin says, thinking as she shaves away at the nail polish.
You wait for her to make a suggestion on what this would be, but she seems to be pondering it hard.
"We're getting off topic here. I helped with the story, so I get my fireworks bullet right?" Hilde asks.
"Huh? Oh, totally. I can, like, totally pass it off as a, y'know, chaff grenade or EMP round or something." Swebe says waving it off.
Hilde fists pumps in triumph.
