>>5824899>>5824900>>5824901You get Wife to read Timmy's mind.
"I knew it! How could lie like that, husband? Y'know what? I'm going to bed."
Wife leaves.
Timmy laughs. "Wanna know how I did that? During the time you gave me to come up with a wish, I created a 'wishing system' of sorts. Basically a way to manipulate the wording of wishes so I can get two in one." Timmy laughs. "I quickly realized using the word 'and' would make it seem like two wishes, so instead I said this:
'I wish that I will become a lower god, which will, in turn, cause all evidence of me being a member of a moonshine business, including actual physical past events, to be erased from existence.'
Pretty clever, huh? So that's why mother didn't find shit in my memories, because none of that shit happened anymore!"
This... fucking... child...
>Punish him>Reward him>Talk to him>Do something else 