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Just like that the standoff explodes into a shower of chaos, not that it was particularly under control in the first place! Preparing for whatever kind of intervention Volka’s got planned, Tzah-Tzie takes the opportunity to deliver on her earlier threat and bites her captor’s arm! <span class="mu-s">HARD!</span>
Sending a shriek of cartoonish proportions into the air, Alton’s howl is cut short by something crashing onto his head with a dull ‘<span class="mu-s">SPLUT</span>’! While TT takes the opportunity to scramble away, your next move is put on hold when a spray of mist douses your face and the alley around you! Eyes wide in horror, you wrench your eyes away from where Alton was standing and stare daggers at Volka!
Did… did she blow his <span class="mu-i">HEAD</span> up!?
“Ert’sh FRUID, Roogh!” She fires back through a full mouth just as a trickle of tart juice tickles your lips, “Fonda carght on dr run ogrr!”
“My eeeeeyes!” Groans Alton as he stumbles around like a dog with a bag on its head, “
I can’t seeeeeee!”
He couldn’t see in the first place, you snarl! But he’s gonna <span class="mu-i">LOVE</span> this! Winding up your arm like that cartoon sailor you used to watch when you were a kid, you rush towards the fruit-covered felon with a fresh outta’ the oven <span class="mu-s">KNUCKLE SANDWICH!</span> On the HOU-<span class="mu-s">AAAUUUGH, FUCK!</span>
<span class="mu-r">STUBBED TOE COUNTER: 16</span>
The execution’s a little off, you’ll admit, but the spirit’s still there! As your fist connects with Alton’s damp, scaly face, the two of you half-stumble, half-fall backwards onto eachother just as Volka clambers into the alleyway!
“Drop the weapons, Alton! It’s over!”
O-okay!
“Not you, Rook…” Grumbles the Skog as you hastily retrieve your weapons from the floor next to you. The mugger opens his mouth to protest, but quickly complies when he registers just how tall Volka is.
“Hells…” Alton Groans as you hover over him with your <span class="mu-s">CURVED BLADE</span> drawn against his back, “Just my luck…”
“How could you have known you’d be up against <span class="mu-b">ANTON THE UNDYING?</span>” Chirps Tzah-Tzie as she slinks over to your side with a strum of her Striilii! “And this is for <span class="mu-i">you</span>, good sir~”
>CONTD.
