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“Yes, we understand.” Vera doesn’t want to screw this up by saying anything inconvenient.
“Good, girl. You may be something worth killing for.” Mama Bodil has a good laugh as she starts walking away.
“Mama Bodil, thank you!” You decided to hug the big framed woman from behind because you’re a reckless idiot who doesn’t understand social cues, like a panda.
Bodil looks down back at you, one arm lifted in the air like she’s trying to keep her distance, with the textbook definition of confusion riding on her face. She freezes momentarily, trying to understand what’s going on and what you are doing.
You can’t look at Vera, but you can feel the same amount of confusion somehow, and a tad bit of jealousy.
“…” Bodil continues staring at you with the same expression. “You’re so… god damn...” then slowly her face cheeks turn cherry, and a big grin makes an appearance. “<span class="mu-s">ADORABLE!!!!!!!</span>” She lifts you with ease like a twig, and then buries your face in her chest with the biggest bear hug you have received in years. They call her Bulldozer for a reason! She’s going to leave you flat after all the air in your body comes out! “You’re the most wonderful children I have seen! C’mere, girl!” With one arm she drags Vera into the hug and makes all your plans pointless, because you’re not leaving her arms alive!
“<span class="mu-i">Help...</span>” Vera barely mustered with the little air her lungs have left.
“Yes!!! I will help you!!! Nobody will touch my kids!!!” Mama Bodil is taking turns kissing the top of each of your heads. <span class="mu-s">“Do you love your Mama?!”</span>
“<span class="mu-i">yeah...</span>” You two say in unison with the strength of an old man on his deathbed.
“MY PRECIOUS KIDS! <span class="mu-s">I LOVE YOU TOO!</span>” Mama Bodil drops you two on the nearest couch. Vera on top of you… “Now! I gotta go to make sure my men get the job done!”
The muscly woman leaves with a second wind she didn’t know she needed. You two are dead in contrast.
