>>5626803>[3 hits, 1 crit vs threshold 18.]. Jury Rig does not apply. Fate Magnitude does not apply. Made Up References does not apply. This is going to be <span class="mu-s">so great</span> you are going to <span class="mu-s">punch</span> so many things. Starting an improvised fight club wherein we invite everyone who wants to come have a go? Brilliant idea. Fabulous. Fantastic. The Luperni will never think that anyone trying to stay hidden would willingly advertise precisely where to go and face them in a public challenge. It's <span class="mu-s">deep cunning</span>, see, because we'll be cloaked by the sheer improbable brass balls it requires to do something so recklessly wildly uncomprehendingly mad that they'll NEVER see it coming!
Sapsansolai mutters something about how "Jury Rig" doesn't apply to "punching people in the face" during "official arena fights" because "steady actions" by their nature get "interrupted" when someone "fights you" but come on that's DETAILS, MAN, go PUNCH. You think Martinos ever stepped down from a challenger? NO. HE PUNCHED THEM.
The Officiant asks something about Rules of Engagement and how Slight the Edge between Real and Metareal shall be in this circuit? PFFHHHH WHO CARES, that's a whole lot of <span class="mu-s">not</span> punching going on! Bringing sigildry and scougework to a fistfight? You're doing <span class="mu-i">JUST THAT</span>. You've read two books by Doctors FIST and PALM, MD, Ph.D - the P is for <span class="mu-s">PUNCH</span> so let's GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. What even is a Shimmerblade? Who cares about the Rules of Night or the Rules of Day? THIS IS VALUABLE PUNCHING TIME BEING SPENT.
>>5626814[2 crits] - crowdgathering
[4 hits] - challengers.
[9 hits, 3 crits vs Threshold 18]
... And of course it's a <span class="mu-s">team fight</span>! What's an impromptu side-street brawl if not made better by more people throwing in, throwing down, straight *going* to town? Bring on the circuit champions! You're <span class="mu-s">giving it your all and taking on all challengers!</span>
The Officiant quietly opened the Red Ledger and made two small notes? He's still writing? THAT MEANS LOTS OF ZEROES IN THE BETTING POOL, NIGHTFISTS. LET'S DO THIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSS
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