>>6320160>>6320175>>6320302Seems like YOU will have to YANK that grey bastard out of your abstract mind palace back into the drab, boring, smelly, stupid world you have to share with all the other freaks that roam and piss all over the place, he's literally living rent free inside your mind! fucking squatters, time to serve him the eviction notice in the form of a massive, ethereal god hand choking the everloving shit out of his pencilneck.
Just need to- fuck hold on not agai- HNNNG.
yeah you seem to be experiencing some uh, [b:lit]TECHNICAL ISSUES[/b:lit] with your drivers, your BIOS, your macros, your micro (singular), it's all gone haywire!
Which was a long time coming all things considered that thing's been left to rot for decades, you've been running in autopilot mode for almost twenty years; fueled by the occasional blackout and bad trip. Not bad really, you've outperformed half the population in terms of NOT BEING LAME AS FUCK, yeah sure you're perpetually broke but in terms of [b:lit]SWAG[/b:lit]?? Unmatched.
Shit's busted except for the main data bank; that is to say, the [b:lit]EMBARRASSING, CRINGE INDEX[/b:lit] that you (are ashamed to) call your [b:lit]MEMORIES[/b:lit]
Only surefire way to access such a deep, abstract level, but you gotta hurry your right arm's going kind of numb and uyr lsmeinlg nurbt tsoast alшчфλψ&,^,…#
>TRIP DOWN MEMORY LAME I MEAN LANE>1]A LONG TIME AGO...>2]LAST THURSDAY?>3]FIVE MINUTES AGO>FUCK THIS HARD RESET SHOVE DAT FINGER ON THE POWER OFF BUTTON NICE AND DEEP.>T SPIGOT WAIT THEY HAVE FOUR LOKO?? [Write In]..........YOU ARE RANDS AND YOU ARE HIGH HOOOLY FUCK THAT WAS GOOD *COUGH COUGH HURGLG*...ITS KIND OF DULL, OKAY NOT "KIND OF" ITS REALLY DULL.MAN SOME THINGS NEVER CHANGE, UNIVERSAL CONSTANT NUMBER ONE SPIGOT IS ALWAYS BROKE AS FUCKYOU REFUSE TO PONDER THE EXACT LOCATION OF THIS PLACE AND YOU HOPE OR RATHER PRAY TO WHATEVER ENTITY RUNNING THIS SICK JOKE OF A REALITY THAT YOU ARE IN SOME ABSTRACT MENTAL REALM AND NOT UP SPIGOT'S ASS.MIND PALACE IT IS, OR MORE LIKE MIND DUMPSTER, OR EMPTY LOT WITH PASSED OUT JUNKIES DOING THE FENTFOLD STANDING GUARDYOU DO ADMIT THAT IT'S MILES BETTER THAN THE NUMBER CRUNCHING AND PENIS FLATTENING AND EMAIL DRAFTING AND PENIS EMAILING OF OFFICE LIFE, NEED TO FIND SOMETHING USEFUL OR BLUNT ENOUGH SO YOU CAN BASH HIS FUCKING HEAD IN AND PUT YOUR EVIL PLAN IN MO—WAIT EVIL WHO SAID EVIL YOU MEANT COOL AND HARMLESS PLAN IN MOTIONspoiler]
GOD DAMN THIS THING GOES ON FOREVER, YOU'RE QUITE LITERALLY RATTLING AROUND IN HIS BRAINCASE
OH WHAT'S THIS?? HIS MEMORIES HUH??? WELL THAT'S SOMETHING?
>ENTER SPIGOT'S MEMORY
>THAT SHIT'S LAME KEEP LOOKING
>MAYBE ANOTHER BONGHIT WILL DO THE TRICK 