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"Hey Clown!"
"H-Huh?!"
"Quite Clowning around and come mope up these guys with me!"
"F-Fool! I am not on your side! This is not wacky woohoo pirate time! This is a foolish time where you will die you foolish pirate!"
As Clown starts shouting the third agent points at you from a distance, which prompts Bleu to scream.
"WATCH OUT!"
You hear the muffled sound of a gun firing and jerk your head to the side just quick enough to feel the invisible bullet of air dart past you. As it hits the wall behind you and leaves a distinct hole all three agents look at their fellow.
"E-Eh? Why?"
Without a word the third, unknown agent lunges at her and attempts to pierce her heart which prompts you to transform into a tiny bat and fly over to intercept her. Kicking her finger away with your leg you start flying in front of Pepe to safeguard her from any further attempts.
"W-Wait! Why are you attacking me?"
"Traitor."
The agent speaks up and just now do you realize that it's not a burly man but a rather large, deep voiced woman.
"I'm not a traitor!"
"Then you're an incompetent buffoon who fell under the sway of pirates after being undercover. And now you persist in your folly instead of presenting yourself for execution so that at least you may die with dignity!"
She thrusts her palm forward with all five fingers pointing forward. You see her fingers elongate under that glove of hers and draw a miniature version of Argent with your leg to swipe it away.
"Kekeke!"
Sparks fly off at the point of contact as the agent reels back.
"ARGH! Curse you!"
"Stuuupid!"
"What?"
"You say all that stuff but can't even see that I'm the one protecting her? She hasn't lifted a finger yet! Kekeke!"
"Doesn't matter. Her complacence is guilt. Now you both will perish."
"Perish this!"
With the other leg you pull Parley off your back and fire a pepper corn sized bullet at the agents face. Though diminutive the bullet is fast enough to deal significant damage and hard enough to follow so that the agent couldn't react to it in time. It hits the mask of the woman and you see the whole thing shatter, revealing her face.
"You-"
She growls at you and you see her body bulking up and getting hairier by the moment. She throws off her coat to reveal her black and white fur alongside her prominent fangs and impressive claws. Her eyes are bloodshot red as she growls at you.
"I WILL TEAR YOU APART-"
BANG
An invisible bullet chips her ear.
"Damn. Missed."
"YOU!"
"CLOWN!"
"Don't get ahead of yourself pirate. It seems my colleagues lost their minds and want to kill me. This is just self defense. Also just so you know, she's a honey badger."
"Wow! Thanks Clown!"
"AND STOP CALLING ME THAT!"
