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You flop into yer gobby nest, leaving Seafood to a second helping of bloodsupper. By the looks of things there might even be a surplus.
With this little lot in his lap the threat of him draining you of blood is never fully gone no longer at the top of his head. A cloud of weight goes off you, and you fall asleep after a long cold glugg of water.
It's been a night and half a day of action; you need a biggy napp. You'll eat a nice snakk wivva fancy herby swigg when you wake up.
>naaaarh.
>Fatt eatz. Fatty fatty
>eatzzz
>zzz
°°°
You wake up in the middle of a mist. You're standing, but it's not ground, and somehow that doesn't bother you.
You pat yourself: yez Daggy n Noiffy are still belted on yez. You get them out. Daggy seems a bit... weakish somehow? You swish it around: yerr, verr glowy trail that it makes is gone, and it's much lighter.
You casually poke its point on your Quality Kludge Armor's shovelhead shoulderplate, leave it there. Press it a bit. It's not curling the metal away like it always does when you use it to trim plates n fings for kludging.
You test the edge on a fumbnail. Then on yez fumb.
"<span class="mu-g">Aah shidd.</span>"
>Sky Piercing Dagger (Ruined) is a Knife dealing 3dmg while in Gui Li's Domain
You get low, start sweeping the area, wading the mist at a cautious pace.
It parts as you wave it away, coming back only very slowly, but there is a lot, a LOT of it.
>dizziz Gurlie's buggshidd
>fuggen waiden till I wuz poopt
>den tryna do me while I'z nappen
Good thing she didn't try this while you were injured from sumfin else.
<span class="mu-i"><span class="mu-r"> haaas baaand
hware arr yuuu</span></span>
You keep your nerve and your wits, keep still in the mist. You've faced worse before. Like muttface.
<span class="mu-i"><span class="mu-r"> haaas baaand </span></span>
>dum bich givven away whurr she yiz
>finks shez hotshittz duz she
>trappen me innere, callen me out
>well! Time fer sum hoamskoolan!
>daddy bouder lern yer <span class="mu-s">good</span>!
You close on her voice, winding through the mist like a werm fru a cheez. When you see her floaty shoes you attack immediately!
>SLASHY KILLY SUICIDEY
"<span class="mu-r"> NOIF TADA AI! YAAAAH!! </span>"
There is a perfectly cut scream a quarter beat before you reach her, then an inaudible pop of reality readjustment, and you're awake, wide, wide awake, and Gui Li's floating right over you, pinpoint reddy eyes glazed over.
Without thinking you sock her right in the eye, jarring her awake, and one innar <span class="mu-g">meof</span> nyerr! , and you nearly manage one moar when she dissolves into the sunlight, that surprise-nutt look still onna faice.
"<span class="mu-g">EYY! GED BEKK ERR YEZ WICH BICH! IF YEZ WANNA FOIT LEZZ FOGGAN FOIT NARR! SKWEEZY CUNT! SPOOKI HORR!!</span>"
But nuffin answers you.
Finally, Seafood's voice.
"Woman-troubles, Tudi."
"<span class="mu-g">Nerr. No trubbl. Nuffin a backhand kin solv countzaz trubbl.</span>
>Dysfunctional Marriage DC 710
>rolt 910
>2 degs of success
>DC down to 690
>rolt 995
>3 degs of success
>DC down to 660
>OOOF
