>>5193346>>5193374>>5193400>>5194150>>5194558>"R Company"I hiss through an AWARD-WINNING GRIMACE. Out of all the POWERS THE BE, there is only one that fits that horrible, horrible, horrible description. "You aren't one of those <span class="mu-s">ABOMINATIONS</span>, are you MISS POLITO?"
"Please tell Casey to stop using my moth-<span class="mu-i">that</span> name. I had a headache then from the lack of repairs and the point is that <span class="mu-b">no, I am not a robot. I'm a CARD!</span> You hear me? I've got BIG WORTH among the Alphabet Soup gang. Yes..." Several more clicks and beeps come from somewhere at the BACK OF BEYOND. I hum a little ADVERTISING JINGLE as the foul-smelling water rises to my chest. "And oh, congratulations on solving that PUZZLE."
<span class="mu-g">Employee Morale -> YOU are filled with the SATISFACTION of a JOB WELL DONE.</span>
<span class="mu-b">HEART Core compatibility and function increased.
Another control console screen has been restored.
OVERVITALIZE needle acquired.</span>
"So what happens now?" I ask with great EXPECTATION. My dog starts whining as as the FOUL WATERS touch his fur (or lack of). "Are there any more AMUSING TASKS that I need to do~"
"What! Why are you still here? Didn't you notice all my bl-" JEFFERY clears his throat. "<span class="mu-g">YOU HORRIBLE SLACKING MAGGOT, you're one step closer to helping this woman!</span> Now, for your next part of CORE MAINTENANCE, LEAVE IMMEDIATELY BEFORE YOU DROWN. Employee termination is a net negative for all corporate endeavors, from my understanding."
An EXTREMELY GRATING noise grinds out from the walls. "Hnnnghh, this is the worst part of repairs, the physical changes to it all and-"
I give the FACILITY SCREAMER a THUMBS UP (the universal sign of CORPORATE APPRECIATION for EFFORT!) as he rattles on about PIPEWORK. "HAVE A NICE DAY!"
"Unnrk. Thanks, ach, my guts-"
The SUSPICIOUS DISCHARGE splashes around me as I step into the EGRESS PIPE. <span class="mu-r">The last thing that I see within the CORE room is the gleam of a CRIMSON EYE from its immurement in the far wall...</span>
<span class="mu-g">... and I as I step into the cold air of the first floor, I arrive JUST IN TIME to join in the facility-wide APPLAUSE at the end of the wonderful PERFORMANCE.</span>