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I breathed in and shook my head.
'No.'
[CATASTROVANIA] "Agh...!"
She looked like she was just pierced through the heart by an arrow that came from my mouth.
'In any case, if you think this method will work, then I can simply use Wolfboy to do it. At the least, I can thank you for sharing this information with me, Catastrovania.'
I turned and began to leave.
...But suddenly, she clung to me and halted me in my tracks.
[CATASTROVANIA] "YAMEEROOOOOO!"
I sighed, in annoyance.
'Catastrovania, what are you doing?'
[CATASTROVANIA] "PLEASE! I WANT IT!"
'I already said no.'
[CATASTROVANIA] "JUST GIMME A CHAAANCE!"
'Oh, for the love of...'
[CATASTROVANIA] "L-Look! I already told you her weakness! I did just what you wanted! B-Besides, wouldn't it help you to have more Demigods around?!"
'Listen, divine promotions are a very peculiar thing. There's a chance it might not work.'
[CATASTROVANIA] "H-Huh...? What do you mean?"
'It takes a very special soul to be able to achieve apotheosis. If your soul is not weighed by the will it has to ascend, then it can't...'
And plus, there's the whole thing with her being far too spiritually undignified to be able to become Immortal in the first place. I'm very sure she just doesn't have what it takes to be able to undergo the promotion... And on top of that, there's a very slim, but still possible chance that interacting with my powers could make Catastrovania... well, die. Instantly. And then there would definitely be no way to save her.
'You could literally cause your soul to explode by accident if I did this for you. It's slight but there's a chance.'
[CATASTROVANIA] "Well... I don't care!"
'Oh! You're missing the point so hard-'
[CATASTROVANIA] "I've already took the job you gave me! I did it even having my immense hatred of working! I've helped out big time with whatever you wanted, even when I didn't want to!" She cried, squeezing my waist.
[MAJORDOMO] "This is just pathetic."
[CATASTROVANIA] "A-And if I did ascend, you'd have no reason not to let me! Think of how much better I'd be at doing my job for you! I could do so much more! I don't even care that there's a chance I'll explode! I'M WILLING TO WAGE MY SOUL FOR THAT CHANCE SO JUST PLEASE LET ME HAVE IT! PLEASE! IT'D MEAN MORE TO ME THAN ANYTHING ELSE IN MY LIFE!"
'You literally told me Seannsa's weakness and called me here just because you wanted her to stop messing with you and now you're making a dramatic scene while acting like one of your reversed comic book characters and pretending this all hinges on your promotion! You'd probably treat it more like an upgrade than ascension!'
[CATASTROVANIA] "I'LL DO ANYTHIIIIIIING!"
'Anything?'
[CATASTROVANIA] "ANYTHING!"
'...'
>What will I do?
