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>Have a meeting with all the remaining androids, explain Fortune’s * rules and that we intend to follow them to save the ETF. Come up with a plan to spread out the damage and prevent too much damage on one android.
You were half tempted to do an in person one but it's quicker for you to just send out some PDA messages.
ADMINISTRATOR --> Androids
ADMINISTATOR: Alright, look, Emily and Presley probably already know about this but the others should know.
ADMINISTATOR: Due to a certain * rated fortune, we need to do something with you to save the ETF.
quitedaysilentnight: Oh, something to do already? What's the task?
01000101: You're not going to like it.
nothingbuthound: Nope.
ADMINISTATOR: We need to damage androids to slow down the anomaly I just announced.
OZZY1996: Oh.
wennyworrywort: o-oh.
BESTSALESMAN1997: AHAHAHA GOOD THING I AM A [Real Boy] AND NOT SOME [Worm on a String]! NO NEED TO [Bet] ME TO DEATH!
ZEXCELLENTZURVIVOR: IS THAT A FUCKING THREAT? I KNOW YOU LOST, I'LL BEAT YOU ASS ONE ON ONE NO BET.
ADMINISTATOR: Look, we're not talking about that. This is more important than a stupid thing I did last night.
ADMINISTATOR: I'm going to do it evenly. With your permission, ideally. Do we have any volunteers?
OZZY1996: Absolutely not.
BESTSALESMAN1997: WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE, THE [Oh god, it burns, IT BURNS!] GUY? GET OUTTA HERE, [Clown Around Town]
wennyworrywort: i'll do it
01000101: If it prevents human harm, then I'll do it.
SHINELIKEANOPAL: If it is necessary.
ADMINISTATOR: Again, I apologize, my hands are admittedly a bit tied when it comes on how to handle this.
ADMINISTATOR: If it helps easy your mind, we did get a brand new welder to quickly repair any damage done.
ZEXCELLENTZURVIVOR: FUCK OFF. I'M NOT BEING TOUCHED BY A MAN ANY MORE THAN I NEED TO.
OZZY1996: Better than nothing. Bill will need all the help he needs. He's a one man show when it comes to this stuff.
wennyworrywort: he's really gentle if you don't constantly yell at him you know, zayne
01000101: Hopefully it'll be worth it in the end. I tried my best, okay? I...
01000101: Look. It was either that or something worse, okay? I know, I was the one who went in there.
ZEXCELLENTZURVIVOR: DON'T CARE, NOT MY ISSUE. NOT MY FAULT HUMANS ARE WEAK AND HAVE TO COPE ABOUT IT.
nothingbuthound: I'm sorry, were you the one fighting the boss of the facility? No?
nothingbuthound: Then shut up. The only thing you would beat is your meat if you had one.
Well, you have three immediate volunteers. That should be enough for a little bit. Now the question is what kind of damage to do to them. It's not a question of how, you got a literal ball of fire as an anomaly for lord's sake.
