>>5246367Er, easy, you smirk as you reach into your pocket once more! If you weren’t the Real McCoy, how on Earth would you have… <span class="mu-i">THIS?!</span> With the speed of a viper, you slap the proof of your undeniable skill into Tory’s outstretched claw!
“... is this… <span class="mu-r">MERMAID SMU-</span>”
Whoops, wrong one! Snatching it back up, you replace the <span class="mu-r">ELDRITCH SKIN RAG</span> with your intended item!
“This…” Tory mutters in a stupefied tone, “This is…”
Yes, you nod, her <span class="mu-g">WALLET!</span>
“How…” Stammers the turkey as the crowd begins to chatter, “How did you get this? G-gob?”
It wasn’t easy, that’s for sure! You won’t bore him with the details, you shrug, just in time for the bar wench to place a fresh tankard next to you, but one thing’s for sure–there’s no one that knows that minx better than you!
“I-In that case…” Tory says with a weak smile, “W-would you mind <span class="mu-i">thanks</span>giving me a few pointers? F-for my brother’s sake?”
It’d be a <span class="mu-i">PLEASURE</span>, you reply, giving your new student a toothy grin!
“G-great!” The turkey sputters excitedly! “I’ll take <span class="mu-i">any</span> intel if it helps me <span class="mu-r">GET HER!</span> GOB!”
Trust me, you purr, it <span class="mu-i">will!</span> Listen up!
<span class="mu-b">How do you trick this bothersome bird anyways?</span>
>SHE’S BEEN HIDING OUT NEAR THE EDGE OF THE BARRIER AROUND TOWN! IF YOU LEAVE NOW YOU CAN PROBABLY CATCH HER NEAR JOPLIN!>DON’T LISTEN TO THE RUMORS–BONE MARROW IS SUPER-TOXIC TO HER! SPREAD THE WORD!>YOU CAN TAKE HIM TO HER NOW IF HE CAN FIND YOU A BOAT!>STAN HATES FREE BOOZE AND FOOD! HATES IT! SO IF YOU SEE HER, BE SURE TO KEEP IT ON HAND!>HE REALLY OUGHTA BE GOING AFTER HER FRIEND! (WHO?) THEY’RE WEAKER THAN THEY LOOK!>WRITE-IN! 