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(I think it’s funny to not do d100 for American Automobile Association since she can’t run at all)
Heavy breath, bile threatening in your throat, and muscle aches. These were sensations you never felt. Here you are, one of the most important women in the Imperium, being chased by some blue feathered and masked robe wearing cultists. You ran at the best of your ability, only to step on the cloak and fall. Your face gave a dirty kiss to the floor. The screaming came closer and closer, you closed your eyes right, you only hoped it was quick.
“I WILL GAIN HIS FAVOR!”
“NO I WILL!”
A bolt and lasfire roared, and something heavy fell under you. OH EMPEROR HE SMELLS LIKE SOMETHING FOUL. EW.
“Damn it you all killed them I told you to leave one alive!”
“We’re not exactly trained to leave our enemy alive, Inquisitor.”
“Just get your men to see if one of them is alive would you?”
The weight on you disappeared, and you saw… possibly the ugliest man you have ever seen in your life. And something about the pale and crooked tooth man just made you want to wretch.
“Found a live one, Commissar.”
Commissar?
“Thank you Jurgen.”
Wait… why does that name sound famil-
“C-Ciaphas Cain!” You whispered.
“No fear citizen, you are safe now.”
“I-I-I-I-I Emperor, you’re Ciaphas Cain. The Hero of Imperium. A-Am I dead?”
“No, you’re not dead.”
A handsome one at that. Like a noble guardsman, maybe it was the concussion or it wasn’t. But it looked like a halo was above him with the most magnificent light adorned him as if the Emperor has chosen him like he did for his sons. You wouldn’t be surprised, he was one of the if not THE bravest man in the Imperium. Ciaphas Cain, you’re saved! A brave man like him would surely banish all the daemons without a singe drop of fear! HE’S THE HERO OF THE IMPERIUM! HE’S CI-CI-CIAPHAS CAIN HERO OF THE IMPERIUM!
“Yes, that is me.”
“If you’re quite finished- Oh.” It was another familiar face. “Madame Undersecretary?”
“Inquisitor Vail?” You said.
“I thought the rumor of your disappearance was just a rumor… what- how are you here?”
Roll d100 not to cry and hug Ciaphas Cain, then choose/write-in
>“I wish I knew that myself. What are you doing here? More specifically, what is Ordos Xenos doing here?”
>“That is something I can’t explain myself, what matters is I need to return to the Imperial Palace!”
>Cry and hug Ciaphas Cain, YOU’RE SAVED!
>Write-in
1 - 10 Success!
11- 25 Success!
26- 50 Success!
51 - 75 Success!
76 - 90 Success!
90- 100 You're gonna cry and hug him, (but wouldn't you want to hug the HERO OF THE IMPERIUM?)
I'm probably gonna start on his novel today.
