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No dice, you smirk as you crack your knuckles! You’re not about to leave her lying around for a <span class="mu-s">CHUPACABRA</span> to finish off!
Cammy stares at you as if you’d just grown antlers. “... did they put you in a ‘<span class="mu-i">Special Day Class</span>’ at your school, or?”
<span class="mu-i">SHE’S</span> in a ‘<span class="mu-i">Special Day Class</span>’, you fire back! What’s wrong with wanting to keep her safe, huh?
“Uhhh, moving a stab victim, for one.” The guard retorts. “Also how are you gonna get me around? You got a <span class="mu-i">wagon</span> stowed in that dumb tracksuit?”
First of all, you huff, it’s not <span class="mu-i">dumb</span>. It’s <span class="mu-i">COOL</span>. And <span class="mu-i">TRENDY!</span> Second, you don’t have a wagon, but that’s okay… you don’t need one!
Turning around to offer the girl your back, you’re met with a fed-up groan! No time to bitch, you snarl! Hop on!
“You’re not gonna leave until I do this, are ya?”
Oh good, she caught on quick, you growl! Now <span class="mu-i">C’MON,</span> you’ve got a friend to save!
Squatting low, you help Cammy onto your back and try not to feel too bad as she hisses in pain! Secured on your back, you’ll admit you have a bit of trouble lifting her–what the hell is she made of, <span class="mu-i">ROCK?!</span>
“It’s called <span class="mu-i">muscle</span>, dumbass!” She snarls through clenched teeth, “You oughta’ get some!”
You’ll add it to your ‘<span class="mu-s">TO-DO LIST’</span>, you groan! Now hold on tight–this might get bumpy!
“Just so we’re clear, Pizza Guy: If you drop me I’ll drop <span class="mu-i">YOU</span>!”
Is <span class="mu-i">every</span> girl at this school a piece of work?
>ROLL ME 1d100-3(+5 SPEED BONUS, -3 TWISTED ANKLE, -5 CARRYING CAMMY) TO GET BACK TO PEPPER! I’LL TAKE THE BEST OF 3 ROLLS!
