>>5717734A menacing laugh escapes Moose’s erudite lips as he cracks his knuckles loud enough for them to echo! Okay, you think as you take a few steps backwards, that’ll at least get Mina’s attention, so-
“It would appear we have a <span class="mu-s">FIGHT</span> brewing in the audience…” Announces the <span class="mu-s">STUDENT COUNCIL PREZ</span>! Oh thank <span class="mu-i">GOD!</span>
“While I don’t condone these actions, I also recognize this could very well be our last night together!” She adds with a shrug! “Therefore I intend to stick to my principles–I’ll wait backstage and listen to a <span class="mu-s">BOOK ON TAPE</span> until you all get this out of your system.”
Placing some <span class="mu-s">HEADPHONES</span> over her ears, the Class Prez gives her peers a businesslike nod before heading for the back of the stage! Just when you think you’re doomed, she turns around in the nick of time!
YES!
“By the way: please be sure to clean up any blood, bone, or viscera after the fight–daddy’s very particular about cleanliness.”
With that she makes her exit as the rest of the Student Council watches with glee–especially Jake.
L-look, man, you stammer as Moose stomps in your direction and the crowd forms a circle around the two of you, you don’t have to do this-
“MESS HIM UP, MOOSE!” Crows Darren and his band of jolly jocks from their corner of the crowd, “YOU <span class="mu-i">HAVE</span> TO DO THIS, DUDE!”
“You got this, brah!” Cheers Raj as he gives your shoulder a pat before dipping into the crowd! “Eye of the Tiger, bro!”
Watching him depart, you turn back just in time to see your opponent about to fucking <span class="mu-i">CLOBBER</span> you!
https://youtu.be/ut9kyP1Bsx4>ROLL ME 1d100(+5 SPEED BONUS, -5 HUGE MAN) TO NOT IMMEDIATELY GET BULLDOZED! I’LL TAKE THE BEST OF 3 ROLLS!