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Raising your tankard high above your head, you smile as you make what might be Zoral’s very first toast!
<span class="mu-s">TO BETTER ROLLS!</span> For us <span class="mu-i">AND</span> our friends! And <span class="mu-s">SHIT ROLLS</span> to our enemies!
You can’t help but feel a little bit hurt when the toasters don’t put a lot of heart into it, but hey, these changes and trends take time to root, right?
“What’s a <span class="mu-i">roll</span>?” Asks the green-eyed gal as she leans in closer.
"It's a human thing!" Explains Volka with a dismissive laugh! "Anton here's a human! That means he's from another dimension! Funny stuff, really! Y'know, before we came here my pal Morook took me aside and says to me, he says: 'Volka, it's super important that you don't go around telling everyone that Anton's not from here--it could put him in unnecessary danger! Remember the Slavers, Volka?' and I DO remember the Slavers, so I tell him 'Of COURSE I remember the Slavers, Mor, how could I forget the Slavers? They're Slavers!' And he says 'Well that's just a taste of what could happen--Anton's the only human in Zoral which makes him very valuable to the wrong kind of people, so make sure to keep a lid on it for me, okay?' And I said 'Psssh, no problem!' And Mor grabs my shoulder and gives it a shake which is how I know he's serious because he's a LOT shorter than me and he says 'Volka I NEED you to keep a lid on this. I NEED you to.' And midway through explaining this to all of you I realized I might have made a mistake, so uh, just pretend I'm drunk! And I'm rambling! Drunk and rambling! Yep! Glug glug!"
Yea, you nod as you hear Volka spill half of her tankard all over herself, you're not a human! You're a uh... a Mzz..goe...virr! Yep!!
"For true?!" Replies the gritty voice belonging to the many-eyed guy who introduced himself as Salty Suutz, "Salty Suutz be a Mzz'goe'virr too, y'know! What bein' the odds?"
"Hmmm, nope! Not buyin' it! You definitely smell more... exotic~" Chirps the green-eyed girl next to you. "Anton, right?
Er.... y-yea?
"Now that <span class="mu-i">IS</span> a strange name," continues the green-eye with growing interest, "Where'd ya get it, hmmm??"
"Oi," Warns Volka in an uncharacteristically un-sweet voice, "You heard 'em: he's a Mssisslgoo!"
"What part of <span class="mu-b">Oubous</span> be ye' from, boy?" Inquires Salty Suutz with renewed interest! "I'm bettin' you bein' a <span class="mu-b">Rytztoer</span>, aye? Lovely country, t'is!"
"I havend god any attentiond..." Mopes the other guy who doesn't even have a name, "I'm impordand doo..."
"C'moooon~spill the shroom tea...." Chides the green-eyed girl as she leans against your shoulder with a fuzzy arm, "What's a human, hm? Do they lay eggs? I bet they lay eggs!"
Look you snap as you hide behind your tankard, it was a JOKE, okay!? You're just... you're just a normal.... guy! And you're gonna drink now, so just go back to doing background character things!
>CONTD.
