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Rushing towards Boris’ trembling form like a freckled boulder, you fake him out as you get close and aim a feint at his head!
Darting to the side as quickly as he can, Boris only realizes his mistake when you immediately bring your mop around like the bat back at the batting cages and catch him square in the gut! Sending the janitor reeling from your strike, you follow through as hard as your aching muscles can muster and fling Boris all the way across the platform!
Rolling to a dust-covered stop at the edge of the chamber’s remains, your foe lies there for a while as he quietly coughs fresh blood onto the bony floor! As you stride with purpose towards his bloodied form, you feel one last entity join you–one you’d recognize anywhere!
“<span class="mu-i">Well shoot, cupcake… guess ya’ didn’t need me after all, huh?</span>”
<span class="mu-s">LY</span>, you sputter, what… what the hell are you doing out here!? You though-
“<span class="mu-i">Da’ SKULL?</span>” Asks his voice in an incredulous tone, “<span class="mu-i">You couldn’t pay me ta’ stay in dat’ thing, Stan–it’s no good! Nope,</span>” He sighs as Boris struggles to crawl away from you, “<span class="mu-i">I think I’ll take a little vacation… but don’t you worry, kiddo–I’ll ALWAYS be there to support ya’... just keep drinkin’ milk, yea?</span>”
Yea, you stammer, you’ll… you’ll do that.
“<span class="mu-i">Atta’ girl. Oh, one more thing,</span>” He adds as you feel a warmth enveloping your waist, “<span class="mu-i">It’s been fun, cupcake… I coulda’ been anyone else’s skeleton, but I hit da’ jackpot…
I was YOUR skeleton.</span>”
Ly, you reply, struggling to maintain your menacing composure as you close in on Boris, wh-what, um… what should-
“<span class="mu-i">What YOU should do, kid,</span>” He interrupts, “<span class="mu-i">Is go wit’ dat’ flow ya’ always talk about… but make it MATTER, okay? Don’t just wallow!</span>”
With one last ethereal hug, you feel Ly and the rest of the spirits slowly drift off.
“<span class="mu-i">We’ll be keepin’ an eye on ya’, cupcake! Take care of yerself!</span>”
Stopping in front of Boris, you shake yourself back to reality just in time to dodge the janitor’s clumsy attempt at stabbing you with a bone!
“Sho… sho NOW whad, huh?!” He laughs as he spits some blood on your boots, “Go onh, GILL me–you gnow yough wangha! Fugkin’ gnobuddy BITGH!”
Hearing something skitter behind you, you find Lil’ Stanley quietly approaching with a familiar skull in her jaws. All of <span class="mu-r">TIM’S</span> power is in there, you think to yourself, along with the power to bring all your bony friends back…
But is it worth it?
<span class="mu-b">Q1: WHAT DO WITH SKULL?</span>
>SMASH IT!
>CHUCK IT OFF THE FORT!
>ABSORB IT!
>WRITE-IN!
<span class="mu-b">Q2: WHAT DO WITH BORIS?</span>
>LEAVE HIM HERE!
>TAKE HIM WITH YOU!
>KILL HIM!
>WRITE-IN!
<span class="mu-b">Okay, that's REALLY it. Goodnight! See you TUESDAY AROUND 4-5PM PST!</span>
