>>6122476>>6122486>>6122500>>6122530>>6122542You decide to sit down with Alice and Lily for a little chit-chat. You're almost like a little family! Wow! You've never had anything like this before! God, your life is so great... YOU'RE so great! Everything is so great!
"So," Alice begins, "what did you guys get up to?"
Lily snickers to herself. "Oh, nothing much, right, psycho?"
You enthusiastically agree.
"Why do you keep calling him 'psycho'?" Alice asks Lily.
Lily giggles. "Because he's a psycho!"
Yep! A psycho! That's what you are! But you're not crazy... no one can take that from you. You're awake, unlike all these other people. Your third eye has been opened, you understand all this shit your father used to jibber-jabber on about. You have elevated yourself above the average person by not only recognizing man's impending demise but also by abandoning all forms of inhibitions and treating the world the way that it was always meant to be treated... as though it belongs to you.
"What exactly does he do that makes him a psycho? He's never seemed all that psychotic to me."
Lily can't stop laughing. "We'll tell you when you're older."
Alice seems unbelievably uncomfortable. Why, you don't really know. Maybe you need to chill out... Deep breaths! In... out... in... out... You breathe in and out slowly and loudly. Lily and Alice look at you funny. They just don't get how zen and chill you are.
Your zen is immediately broken when your phone rings. FUCK! Why is someone trying to impede your wonderful family bonding? Who thinks they have the right?! What do you do?
>Answer the phone>Throw the phone>Ignore the phone>Cry>Hug Alice again>Zen to the max>Something else 