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As you struggle to stand like a chick in a slasher flick, your face catches an ill-timed <span class="mu-r">BRASS ANCHOR FIGURINE</span> as it falls from a dangerously precarious perch on an end table! Someone could get hurt!
Oh wait, it was you. Ow. Clutching your now most recent head wound, you hear a series of dull thumps below the floor around you!
“Stan?!” Shouts Eddie from atop the stairs leading to the deck, “You good?!”
Before you can respond, the thumping gives way to a splintering <span class="mu-s">CRUNCH</span> as a fissure bursts forth from the bottom of the boat! As fountains of water spray the room, you just barely spot the tip of an all-too-familiar weapon before it dips back into the crack amidst a trill of mischievous giggling! Oh sonnuva…
“Stan?!”
Before you can answer, Eddie’s already down the stairs and halfway to your prone form! Despite the heroics, however, his frantic scampering only loosens up the holes in the hull even more, and by the time he reaches you the bottom of the yacht is already ankle-deep in seawater!
“C’mon,” he snaps as he yanks you to your sore feet, “There’s more of those fish creeps above deck!”
Of <span class="mu-i">course</span> there are, you groan! There’s <span class="mu-i">always</span> more! As you and Eddie rush across the growing cracks towards the stairs, your feet just barely avoid being skewered by a hail of <span class="mu-g">STORM STAVES</span> as they poke through the floor!
“Aw <span class="mu-i">CRAP!</span> Hang on!”
Just when you and Eddie wind up for a dramatic leap to the staircase, a wall of <span class="mu-g">STAVES</span> pops up between the two of you and deftly splits you apart–Eddie on the stairs, you smack dab in the kitchen!
“Gotta try harder than THAT!” Eddie shouts as he unloads his <span class="mu-g">REVOLVER</span> into the water below! “Come on, Stan–before it’s too-”
Late? As the owners of the <span class="mu-g">STAVES</span> disperse, an even bigger fissure splits open between you–nothing insurmountable, of course, but you had a <span class="mu-i">boat</span>, damn it!
“We gotta do somethin’ or we’re sunk, cupcake!”
Ly’s right–there’s <span class="mu-i">way</span> too much water in here. The familiar sound of gunfire above tells you that your pals are holding <span class="mu-i">some</span>thing off above–but would you be more help down below?
“Don’t wanna rush ya, Stan,” Eddie begins, clearly about to rush you, “but we gotta move!”
What’s the plan here?
>JOIN THE REST UP TOP!
>TAKE THE FIGHT TO THEM–HOP INTO THE WATER AND MAKE SOME SASHIMI!
>BLAST SOME OF THE MERMAIDS FROM INSIDE THE KITCHEN–IT’LL BE LIKE WHACK-A-MOLE!
>WRITE-IN!
That's all for tonight, folks--that last update took way too long to write! Should have more <span class="mu-g">FRIDAY AROUND 4-5PM PST!</span> Thanks as always for playing!
