>>5235938Say what you will about his motivation, Jed’s still a <span class="mu-i">skull</span>. After a few tense moments of watching him try to roll away from Officer W’s goons, <span class="mu-r">THE CORPSE-ART KILLER’S</span> reign of terror ends at the bottom of a greasy fast food bag!
“<span class="mu-s">THIS ISN’T OVER, PARBLE!</span>” The skull shrieks as Goon #1 holds the shaking bag with two hands! “<span class="mu-s">YOU, YOUR LOVED ONES, YOUR GROTESQUE ‘PET’--EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE YOU HOLD DEAR WILL-</span>”
Not bothering to hear any more, you cover your ears and go ‘<span class="mu-i">blah-blah-blah</span>’ until your secret admirer is taken away!
“Well,” Officer W remarks as he watches his subordinates go, “That settles that, I suppose. It goes without saying, Parble, but <span class="mu-g">GOOD BOY</span> appreciates everything you and your… <span class="mu-i">associates</span>,” He fumbles, exchanging glances with the feisty fuzzball held against your chest, “have done for both the city and the company.”
Okay, you groan with a roll of your eyes, so how <span class="mu-i">much</span> do they appreciate it, exactly? Are we talkin’ a <span class="mu-g">RAISE</span> or-
“Yes, of course–I’d nearly forgotten.” Whistling to his subordinates, you watch as Goon #1 dutifully pops open one of the <span class="mu-g">APCS</span> and begins digging around in one of the storage compartments.
“In recognition of your exemplary service to the company,” W recites, “<span class="mu-g">GOOD BOY CORPORATE SECURITY</span> would like to give you a <span class="mu-g">REWARD.</span>”
Your eyes light up with childlike glee as Goon #1 finds whatever the hell they were looking for! As if sensing your enthusiasm, the Rent-a-Cop pulls your reward out of the vehicle revealing it to be…
<span class="mu-b">CHOOSE ONE!</span>
>A BACKUUM CLEANER 1000! YOU THOUGHT THESE WERE ILLEGAL IN THE STATES!>A MILITARY-GRADE PLASMA BEAM UPGRADE KIT FOR REMOTE-CONTROLLED DUCKS! NEAT!>A ‘SHIELD’ SPELLBOOK–LOOKS LIKE IT REDUCES THE DAMAGE A TARGET TAKES (ONE CAST PER ENCOUNTER!)>A GOOD BOY DOGGIE BONE GIFT BASKET (STUFFED GOOD BOY, GOOD BOY HUMAN TREATS, A GOOD BOY T-SHIRT, A VIP CARD FOR THE CANTEEN, GOOD BOY OFFICIAL SHELL CASINGS (SO YOUR FOES KNOW WHICH COMPANY JUST KILLED THEM), AND A SIX-PACK OF GOOD BOY CONDOMS? WHAT THE FUCK? OH HEY, THEY HAVE MAGNETS, TOO!)>A ‘CAP’N ZAP’N POWER PLUS CAR BATTERY-MORE SHIELD POWER FOR LESS JUICE!>WRITE-IN (WITHIN REASON) 