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You're pretty sure you heard the jaundiced man mention a variety of foodstuffs. He must be offering you some refreshments. What a great host!
This is going well. You proceed with the plan. You stroll casually up to the wall as politeness dictates, but the strange man seems to grow more agitated. "You stay wey mai wee do! Eye won een you!" he shouts. Maybe he has doubts about your window smashing capability. Time to show him what you're made of! You lift the mailbox, take a big sledgehammer style swing and...
Roll me 1d100, best of 3
