>Toady BoA 862 vs Getting Nooticed 905"<span class="mu-g"><span class="mu-s">DURR Y'ARE TITCHY! HEERD ABOUCHA! SENT ME LADS OUT FERRA INVOIT, AN HEER Y'ARE! WE GOTSA CHAT!</span></span>"
He plants a palm nearly half the size of your back and enthusiastically ushers you alongside into the tent.
Your Droogz follow, since they're banking on your rep and menace to avoid getting bullybugged here, but they're far from comfy.
Once in it, he plonks on a pile of sandbags: his pile, because it has animal skin on it.
"<span class="mu-g"><span class="mu-s">Bushpig, horse, stubborn horse, stripe horse, tall cow, and merff. Ya loik?</span></span>"
You're not sure you like it; looks bristley n pokey, with all that hair. Some of the meat's not cut orf proppa, getting black n rotty. Then you get it: mohawks means it's Mohawk's. That's <span class="mu-g">his</span> chair. <span class="mu-g">Him</span> chair. It's not there to be comfy. It's there to be <span class="mu-g">him</span>. You can't explain it, you just get it.
"<span class="mu-g">Yerr. Zatza beaut. Roit Bosser ittiz.</span>"
"<span class="mu-g"><span class="mu-s">BAHA! Yers! We WILL get along! Name's Boog, Titchy! Narr, before Oi troop yez Oima havta try yer. There's a sports-spot opened up for one moar foita, atva starta sub-drop. Proimtoim. Just roit for a killy champ wot I herd gibbt ten Lads to make a breakout deybuu. Whoddya say Titchy?</span></span>"
<span class="mu-s">[MAKE YOUR EXCUSES]</span>
YOU probably won't be able to worm your way out, but your choice of bullshit will determine your hardship.
PICK THREE
>No. >Name's not Titchy.>Yez herd wrong.>Mm beat ta fukk n injuud.>Itz against me reljus prinzpuls; itza hullyday>Itz too hot out, Mm already sunburnt>Nowon who foits for sport iz worf foitn.>Mm alreddy bookt (pick anuvva Warlord)>Mm scurrd. Got arena-froit.>Yer carnt believe everything yez hearz. Speshully for a schroomed up Shammy>Mm allergic to sand. Looks me rashiz.>I gotza rare dizeez. Anyone I bleedz on might get it. (show him yer caulk)>suumom galga tharmem? (act forn n v v stuuppud, refuse to understand)>I sez I wantz yer <span class="mu-r">'HAWK</span> (try to scalp him)>Wanna sossijj? (BOOM n run!)>{PILLOWSHEET}>{POPUP}>WRITE IN[R O L L]
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