>>5705300>>5705302>>5705309>>5705938You choose card 3.
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It's an JACK OF HORSEHOOVES!
Since you picked a matching card, your DRAW move:
>>Move away from the prototypes and insult the robots.succeeds!
You quickly bound away from the two PROTOTYPES; who knows what damage you might accidentally inflict on them. You sneer at the DAIRYBOT, as you spout out several rather derisive insults. You point out, with a series of neighs and whinnies, that they're philosophically immoral constructions; their pure existence is nothing more of a mockery to the real cows of the world, our true CLOVEN-HOOVED BROTHERS. Nothing but simulacrums who hold onto nothing but their meager artificial existence.
While you seriously doubt that your words really got through to the robot, it is put into a state of confusion that, when combined with its already short circuiting state, cause an internal combustion within its systems. Its face plate explodes as the blood-reminiscent diesel spurts out of its wiry endoskeleton. It collapses on the ground, sputtering and gushing out fluid.
YOU WON!
Your HORSE POINTS have been replenished. GOOD HORSE!
STATUS EFFECT: LIMP
While LIMPING, DRAW moves that are physical in nature will have a reduced chance of success. This effect will persist until medical attention is received.
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You have a DEVIATING EQUINE STATUS.
You have FOUR (4) HORSE POINTS.
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