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Not on <span class="mu-i">YOUR</span> watch! Sliding down the stairs to where your pizzas are, you prepare to use the <span class="mu-s">FORBIDDEN TECHNIQUE OF YOUR PEOPLE: WARM ITALIAN YELLOW SHOWER!</span>
As you move to unzip your <span class="mu-s">TRACK PANTS,</span> it dawns on you that they <span class="mu-s">DON’T HAVE A ZIPPER! OH SHIT!</span>
Not keen on pissing yourself in front of your new lady acquaintance, you instead use your momentum to deliver a <span class="mu-s">SLIDE TACKLE</span> that could shatter bones into the thief’s side! With a pained cry, the <span class="mu-s">PIZZA PILFERER</span> is deftly launched away from your <span class="mu-s">PIZZA PACK</span> and over the railing!
That’s <span class="mu-i">RIGHT</span>!
“<span class="mu-s">SANDCRAB, WAI-</span> errm, I mean… “<span class="mu-i">MADONN!</span> He-a-notsa-be-a-thief-a, chief-a!”
… yea, her pronunciation could use some work… wait, what’s that about <span class="mu-i">not</span> being a thief?
“Uhh…. yea, man, no heinousness intended…”
Following the unfamiliar voice, you find yourself staring at the <span class="mu-s">PIZZA THIEF</span> holding onto the railing for dear life-his shaggy hair and orange sweater billowing in the sea breeze!
Who the hell are you, you snarl, and what were you doing to <span class="mu-i">my</span> pizzas!?!
“Happy to oblige, man,” Grunts the thief as a smile forms on his face, “But uh… you mind helping me up first?”
<span class="mu-s">PE-</span>erm, <span class="mu-s">LYDIA,</span> you begin, not taking your eyes off the stranger, do you know this guy?
“Eetsa <span class="mu-s">RAJ!</span>” Your companion replies, “He’s-a student-a! <span class="mu-i">Mama Mia!</span>”
“<span class="mu-s">RAJ DAWOOD,</span> brah.” Adds the climber as he moves to shake your hand, “Sorry about the scare, dude.”
He seems friendly enough, but your <span class="mu-i">Nonna</span> always told you to never trust anyone or any<span class="mu-i">THING</span> that tried to snatch your food…
What do?
>HELP HIM UP! BUT HE’S ON THIN ICE!
>LET HIM STAY THERE FOR A BIT! YOU’RE NOT SURE ABOUT THIS!
>WRITE-IN!
