The fat cat in front of me jumped up. I recoiled as she sort of... "poofed" in the air and took another shape.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tU4R6FpX2QQMy eyes went wide to see I was correct in my assumption, and standing before me now was none other than the Cat Goddess of Luck herself. She had braided gingery hair like pumpkins in a patch shining under the sun, and her hands were clawed to the tips, masked by fur like mine were. Like how she were a black and white cat, her clothes too were black and white, with a corset that was embroidered with gold touches in the shape of feline paws. Like Catastrovania, her ears stood up from holes for them in her hat.
And like Catastrovania and Hale had both told me... the Cat Goddess was indeed... very fat... let's just say. Not at all in the way I was expecting.
[SEANNSA] "Ya guessed right. Lady Seannsa, at yer service. Leader of all the cats. If I'm inna good mood, I'll make ya lucky. But ya piss me off now, I'll make ya have a bad time. Nyahaa!"
She didn't at all look to be from around here! In fact, she looked like she came from Siegesia, not Shengesia. I had to point this out then. The Cat Goddess just rested a paw on her hip and twirled a braid with her finger.
[SEANNSA] "Well, yer a gammy lookin gob yourself so I don't see why yer complainin. But if ye must know, I moved here from Siegesia. That fun hatin rat Woldor, he drove me out with his axe! Got real steamed about me making his fool of a toddler Ludwyhn unlucky once. Told me, "get yer keister out, never show back or I'll shear ya. But I say, Ludwyhn had it comin, ya? He's an eijit for sure. Got a well meanin heart but the head's cast iron. Sense don't get through well."
She tapped her fingers together, sporting a sly smirk.
[SEANNSA] "Annnnd I guess I mighta freeloaded a bit in Eikn's halls and kitchens, but that's just in the nature offa cat. Now me and all my owns here in this Village, and they even named it after us! Joy! Every day's easy for a cat here, it's paradise, I tell ya. Free food, free groomin, free stratchin posts, free cat houses, free EVERYTHING! They love us, these villagers do! They wouldn't be anytheen at all without us."
She leaned in closer to me, masking one side of her mouth with her hand to whisper;
[SEANNSA] "And tween you an me, they know they oughta. A happy cat's a well behaved cat. But you start refusin us dinner and see if your curtains, your fancy little gardens, your everything ain't messed up in the morn. Nyehehehe..."
[SEANNSA] "So, what brings ya here to my Village, horsey? Gonna give us a ride? NYAHAHAHA!"
(Seannsa's patience: 2 questions)
>What will I ask Seannsa?• "What is the life of a cat for you?"
• "Tell me about cat worship. How do your followers revere you?"
• "What happened between you and Ludwyhn?"
• "Do you know a cat metahuman by the name of Catastrovania?"
• Write in.
