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As it turns out you have the kind of autism that makes people retarded. That's probably why you need a quest just to take a dump.
Your retarded mind thinks it would be a great idea to do your business out the window. However, you do have wits enough to realize your battlestation has no window, therefore this plan will necessitate a trip to your living room. Gritting your teeth, you bravely hoist yourself off of your comfortable computer chair and march courageously through the door.
Upon entering the living room you notice that the couch is placed conveniently below the window, allowing you a tricky but simple setup to do your business. However, you haven't yet thought out the specifics of how to execute this plan, and a few different options cross your mind. After a few minutes of deep consideration, you decide to...
>pee out the window first
>poop out the window first
>attempt to do both at the same time
>give up on the plan and go to the bathroom like a normie
