>>5877688>>5877741>>5877830>"Alright! I'll try it then!"You ring the bell multiple times in a playful manner and grab a handful of the mystery grains in your hand.
>"Are you sure Storkie? You don't even know what it is-">"Eh, it looks edible enough.">"Don't you remember the space girl scout rules?! "Never eat random stuff you find on the ground of an alien planet, especially if it looks like food"!">"It's not on "the ground", it's on a table, doesn't count! Come on lady, start up the timer!">"U-Uh yeah... Sure."The lady flips around the hourglass and you begin munching down on the "diffusers". Unsurprisingly to you, your teeth mow down mouthful after mouthful like a sawmill, they're quite crunchy, but also extremely dry, your throat might hurt a bit after this, but it's nothing you can't handle!!
About halfway through the plate, the taste of the food you're chowing down finally clicks in your brain. Paper. It tastes like paper. You begin to realise that these are probably not some kind of snack that people just eat casually around here. What are they then?
>"U-Uh... Lady...">"*munch munch*Nwo nwo, I gwoth fis!*munch munch*"Your jaw, tired from all the munching, begins to hurt a bit. The headache you got after waking up also comes back at full force for some unknown reason.
>"Y-You're not gonna Roll, lady? I-I know you wanna challenge yourself, but with the speed you're going a 13 or above should get you the win easily-">"*munch*SHWUP WUP!"*munch*"The lady from the counter looks extremely concerned, but this just annoys you even more. If you could do this "Rolling" shit and "win easily" you would, damnit! Why does no one here have the courtesy explain how to do that?!
You look at the hourglass, half of the sand is in the bottom container, pretty good for half a plate, but you might run out of time if you try to do anything else besides eating. What will you do?
>Continue eating>Stop for some water and continue eating>Give up>Disintegrate the food with your gun and pretend you ate it>Write in 