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Alright, relax. You slowly inhale and exhale. If they want to hurl insults you should return in kind. Fuck turning the other cheek. Though the idea of throwing potassium capsules did run in your head. The nymphs continued to giggle some still splashing you with water to get some kind of reaction as you thought of a good insult. After consulting the window you learned about the nymphs. You walk up to where they were, then look up, with a shit eating grin that’ll put others into shame.
“A goddess of nothing and fools huh? Then what does that make you?”
“We are children of gods!” One of the nymphs proudly declared. “And you’re nothing.”
“Children of gods, but not important enough to be a god yourself are you?”
One of the nymphs twitched in aggravation.
“You’re nothing but an inferior stillbirths with the only worth is that you’re just a ornament to have around. Seriously all you do frolick like retards. Dp the world a favor and kill youselves.” You say gleefully.
One of the nymphs not so keen on the insult stood from their floating river, glaring with a fury of a Karen. You replied with staring back with the same grin you kept.
“We maintain the forests, we have assisted heroes in their quests!”
“Sorry to break it to you but people are already doing that, a much better job than you autistic faggots. And the heroes you helped are forgotten and it matters little to the world as a whole. What use do you really have now? Beauty? There are plenty of goddesses that are already better looking than you. Humanity are advancing without your help.”
“And what have you done?”
Your grin widened.
“What did you say you little bitch? I am the Goddess of Internet. I bring all kinds knowledge to anyone that asks for it. I ease the misery of people with entertainment. I bring cultures of all mankind together. I keep history of humanity itself. I allow people at the opposite side of the world communicate faster than no man could imagine before. Without me, you wouldn’t be remembered or any gods here. Without me the world would stop working like a world without sun and electricity.”
A refreshing breath rejuvinates you.
“You are nothing to this world because you did nothing. Kill yourself faggot.”
A deafening silence swept the entire pantheons. The nymphs didn’t utter a single word. They begin to weep, then wail so miserably. The nymphs that spoke to you simply turned into water. Then everyone clapped.
As if. Instead, you were facing a goddess. Who was this god you ask? Apollo. Turns out the nymph was his and possibly his favorite. Whoops. Apollo grabbed you by the collar of your pajamas and lifted you up.
“INSOLENT CHILD! YOU DARE AFFLICT MY NYMPHS?”
>“Your nymph started it first you dipshit! It’s not my fault she turned into water!”
>Stranger danger, bear mace the faggot.
>Insult him/call out on hypocrisy
>Write-in
