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You Stan your ground as you slice a crescent above your head and parry Boris’ attack to the side! Flatfooted in mid-air, he’s powerless to get out of the way as you immediately transition into a <span class="mu-g">MULE KICK</span> that catches him square in the gut! Crashing to the ground on his side with a muffled ‘<span class="mu-i">oof</span>’, your coworker punches the bony ground as he barrel rolls back to his feet!
“There’s… there’s no way…” He growls as his breath grows heavier behind his mask, “How? HOW!?”
You answer him by running at him and sending a jump kick at his stupid facewear! Ducking out of the way, he sweeps for your legs with his mop, but you’re too fast–jumping over the attack and landing on his weapon, you use the confusion to perform a flurry of blows of your own against his face!
As you fill the air with the sound of your mop clanging against metal, you finish the combo off by jabbing the handle into Boris’ face causing a fissure to crack through his mask!
“You aren’t supposed to be ALIVE, damn it! You’re NOBODY! NO ONE!” As one half of the mask drops off his face and onto the ground like an empty soda can, you can already see Boris’ face start to bruise and bleed from your onslaught!
“How did you not <span class="mu-s">DIE,</span>!? You WORTHLESS, RACCOON-LOOKING <span class="mu-s">FUCK!</span>”
Tearing off the remaining hunk of mask from his face, the janitor chucks it at you as he leaps into the air and lets the building’s rapid descent fling him high above! Easily batting the mask off the edge, you jump into the air to meet him and feel yourself being carried by even more spirits!
“<span class="mu-i">Aha! Now ZIS’ be a true battle!</span>” Laughs a familiar French-accented voice! “<span class="mu-i">Show ‘em no quarter, lass!</span>”
<span class="mu-s">ANDRE!</span>
Rising high above the rest of the falling rubble, you catch up with Boris just as he prepares to give you a massive smack!
<span class="mu-b">ROLL ME 1d100+260(+5 BUNNY SUIT, +5 DEMON STRENGTH, +50 CLIFF! +50 STRIPES! +50 WYATT! +50 ANDRE! +50 MARQUIS!) BEST OF 1 ROLL!</span>
