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<span class="mu-i">Rin Nakamora</span>
<span class="mu-s">C</span>ock; still sleeping, still dreaming, Rin Nakamora still cackles at the word. She had been laughing all day yesterday, and she was even laughing the day before that; there's something about English words that gives them too much power.
When she wakes up in her wreck of a room, Rin is not alone. She's greeted by an otherworldly presence as she stands, an elegant woman with long, white hair that's wearing the magical equivalent of a men's business suit. Who slyly tells Rin that she has been saying 'cock' and laughing over and over during her sleep.
Our of sheer innocent curiosity, Rin punches her in the face, so hard that the mystery agent is knocked flat into the ground.
After she stands, after she fixes that tie that look like a piece of galaxy, the mysterious woman comments that she won't smack Rin back because her head would be sent flying and bouncing like a fucking basketball. She looks pissed. Rin tell the 'bitch' to try, cause that, of course, would be awesome.
Taking a seat on Rin's pile of unwashed shirts and panties, the woman makes the effort of acting all slyly again and asks the delinquent if there's something she would really want to happen, something she'd be willing to sell her soul for. Rin thinks; not too much because it hurts.
Yesterday, one of the boys willingly took the fall for her and got expelled; the director had finally snapped and gone corrupt, going as far as to plant evidence to get at her. The loyalty of her classmates had proven solid, but it was taking a toll on them.
The day before, the oyabun had been summoned to court; back at headquarters, the anikis were all grabbing their heads silence because of the yakuza five-year clause. Even if oyabun's clan was hardcore about going the old yakuza way, about fighting drugs and slavery, they were still taking the fall.
And last but not least, she still couldn't find that parrot. It's not like it's a big deal and at worst she'll have to pay for it. Nevermind, fuck that parrot, Rin can't fly with her asscheeks.
When she looks back up, the woman's hair is now black. Awesome. And then the magical woman, whose face is bleeding, tells Rin that she can make any wish of hers come true. Cool.
In exchange of becoming a Magical Girl.
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The woman, who introduces herself as Dolores Smith, explains Rin that, in exchange for her wish, her soul will be encased in a Soul Gem. That she will be duty-bound to fight Witches. That her Soul Gem will grow dark, and that only killing Witches will cleanse it. That she will eventually become a Witch herself, and that all of the Witches she'll have to defeat were, at some point, Magical Girls as well.
Rin laughs at all this bullshit and goes back to bed
until someone drags her by the leg like she was a rag.
