>>5356157>The BeggarAhh yes, the humble beggar, one who lives by the streets. The only one I can say has truly found the true meaning of life, there is no meaning in life, there’s only suffering and those who cause it, so get as plastered as you can. I mean, still a pathetic joke of a living being, but at least they know it.
Now, here’s what a lowlife like you can actually do (Besides pissing in the streets of course)
>You gain the following: Impossible Weapons (I wouldn’t trust you with a sword anyways). Mantra of Pedam, the Wanderer (Vermen look after vermin after all). Ways and Means (Just try not to steal it from someone who actually derives it). Sparrow Mocks Dogs (Are you really in the position to be mocking someone?).Use these as well as you can, little bug. Now go! Go out into this world unholy and di-WAIT! It seems you have more I can give you! Joy…
>Pick one of the following: Drunken Brawler. Ghost Medicine. Gleaner. Hurl Dogs Skyward. Ladder Fighter. Red Staff Dog Boxing. Sparrow Pecks Ox. Sparrow Shares a Drink.It seems you actually get some Proficiencies with a weapon, do try and not cut yourself will you?
>Proficiencies: Light armor, Impossible weapons (see above), and choose 2: stave, club, spear, empty hand, great weapon, and pankration.Ok good, now that all of that is out of the way, let’s get to the meat of it! The real choice! And actual choice! That has an impact! Purpose! That you have to think about for the first time in your life! What! Is! In! Your! Blood!
>Your race:>Devil: Gain a power die if you beat anyone in a drinking contest. >Human: You cannot fail Query the Cosmos rolls if it relates to folk legend, myth, or storytelling, and you know nearly every story there is.>Servant: When acting to enrich yourself, you can take +1 to Bend Will rolls.>Angel: Why can’t you feel your wings, and why does the light look so far away?(And if you’re mad about me not typing out all the info text, just read the pdf)
