https://youtu.be/YftKjT9Lmn0You take a few steps away from Sybil’s kneeling form as the hungover Goth continues to empty the contents of her stomach onto the sand beneath you. Reaching to hold her hair back from her face, your friendly gesture is soundly thwarted by the report of a high-caliber gun approaching from down the way!
“Well now,” Marshal Burton remarks as he inspects the carnage from down the sights of his <span class="mu-g">REPEATER RIFLE,</span> “Reckon yer’ pals ain’t defenseless, at least…”
He’s not wrong! Bouncing along the dirt road comes a big rig truck trimmed to the nines with all the modifications a <span class="mu-r">SKELETON GREASER</span> could ask for: barbed wire along the sides, a turbocharger poking out of the front, and, most importantly, a <span class="mu-b">MACHINE GUN TURRET</span> welded to some scrap metal fortifications on top of the trailer! A skeleton crew of, well, <span class="mu-i">skeletons</span> mans the top gun: one firing wildly into the sandstorm trailing behind them, two others backing him up with <span class="mu-g">KALENCHIKOV-48 RIFLES.</span>
In any other situation you’d say <span class="mu-b">HAULIE-PAULIE</span> had the advantage, but that prediction is flushed down the toilet when two pursuers emerge from the dust–ones that look far too familiar for your comfort!
“Wait a minute…” Talbot mutters as he peers towards the approaching vehicles, “Aren’t those <span class="mu-g">GOOD BOY</span> logos on the sides?”
Indeed they are–a pair of <span class="mu-r">APCS WITH MOUNTED MACHINE GUNS</span> bearing your company’s logo descend upon the truck like hyenas hunting a gazelle, leading the way for two more identical machines behind them! Swerving to dodge the brunt of the truck’s gunfire, the APCs return fire of their own with the hardware mounted on top!
“Now there’s somethin’...” Gramps remarks as he keeps a bead on the pursuers, “those guns of theirs are movin’ on their own!”
The old bag of bones is right:whether it’s through sorcery or tech, the pursuing APCs have no one on their exteriors–how the heck are Paulie and the boys supposed to put them out of commission?
“More importantly,” Ly remarks in a worried tone, “Are there <span class="mu-g">GOOD BOY SECURITY</span> goons in dose’ trucks?”
Whoever they are, they’re trying to turn your favorite salesman into Swiss Cheese, and they just might do that if you don’t do something NOW! But WHAT?!
>PILE INTO THE VAN–YOU’RE JOINING THE CHASE!>GET PAULIE TO PULL INTO THE VISITOR’S CENTER–YOU’LL HOLD OUT HERE!>FLAG THE APCS DOWN–YOU CAN DIPLOMANCE THIS!>ATTACK THEM FROM AFAR–YOU’VE GOT THE HARDWARE!>WRITE-IN! 