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>Investigate who’s behind it. We need to know who did this before we make any major decisions. The new SCP Foundation needs some work to do anyway.
Splendid, we have obtained the services of two magical craftsmen. One of them, I will have create a set of ceremonial armor for the President that uses Eagle Motifs and his own preference for the color Gold. This... Eminent Mechanized Presidential Runecraft Armored Hazardsuit shall become a new presidential tradition to allow President Trump and his successors greater safety from assassination attempts during public appearances. A new suit will be crafted as new technology emerges from our studies of magic and science, no more frequently than yearly, and each suit will be stripped of its internals and placed within the presidential library for the given President.
Let us celebrate the New America with New Traditions that awe and inspire our beloved people.
The second magesmith will be lent to the Department of Defense to lead a team that will craft magical munitions to supplement smaller and asymmetrical units deployed against Traitor Joe and any forces that have betrayed the United States.
If no one else desires it, I shall happily take:
>The Department of Education
I pledge to use this role to further the great American Culture that I came to this wonderful nation to be a part of. Marxism in all of its nefarious forms will be eliminated from the classroom, including all flavors of so-called "critical theory" designed to fragment America from within by pitting our citizens against one another for centuries old grievances that have no bearing upon the modern day, and crimes that have already been paid for in the blood of patriots.
I intend to bring the best parts of my homeland's education system to America, and implement it with fully American characteristics. Schools will teach in accordance to the students' abilities, with a goal that our brightest are allowed to excel, and that those who struggle are given an environment in which they can succeed. Gun safety and proper use will be mandatory for graduation from highschool, as will proper personal and home economics and finance. Additionally, and emphasis shall be placed that a Healthy Mind lives in a Healthy Body.
The children of the New America shall be given a patriotic, orderly, and harmonious environment in which to thrive.
As for my action rather than campaign speech and the assignment of the smiths... let's roll to make overtures to Foreign Banks to see if we can leverage our current financial position to spread... if not identical, than Credit Systems that have a similar heart to the rest of the Free World. Let us see if we can flush away loss leaders like ESG and return to using pure capitalist metrics for investment and loans... with a slight, but healthy bias towards the New American Values.
