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You groan. "Yeah that stupid snake cost me my whole Saturday! Now I have to take magic classes... aren't I perfectly magical already?" You puff your chest out. "Distortion is a advanced level Hex and I can do it by accident! So if you think about it... I must be really good at magic!"
"Mmmmmmm..." Piper whistles looking away.
"P-piper... I'm good at magic, your supposed to say yes!" You lean forward. "Say yes sis your amazing."
"B-but Sis... you only use magic to get out of chores and cheat in games."
"It's not cheating, its advanced strategy."
"Sure but... what spells do you actually know."
"Um, first of all, all of them... I know the hiding snacks in a doll spell, the cool 'is someone cursed' doll moodring, I know how to curse perverts, and I know how to ask spirits to do my chores for me.... oh and I know how to accidentally rip open rifts in reality..."
"Sis that's only five spells! And one of them is a accident!"
"But they are the only spells I want!" You cross your arms.
"What about Bubblemancy! Channeler stuff! Sealing spirits away in dolls!" Your sister protested. "CLOSING rifts?"
"I closed one! I had to just punch the giant lizard and it went away! Can't I just keep punching him?"
"What if he DUCKS?"
You frown... you didn't really think about that. "Why... is there a lizard in the rifts anyway?"
"I don't knooooow." Piper slumps in her seat. "I'm not a hex maniac! I'm just spunky! Isn't that your job."
"Well if its a job I don't want to do it." You pout. "That's dads motto!"
"No it's not! It's to work hard to hardly work! It's not to just skip work!"
"Well that's my motto!"
"Since when?"
"Since now!" You smirk at your sister. "And you can't stop me because you aren't in jail!" You stick your tongue out.
"Uuuuuuuuuuuugh your as bad as that snake." She mutters... and that gets you thinking.
"Piper... if we don't know who that snake is, or why it's stuck in every rift I make... what if it's not... I don't know.... maybe it's just weird?" You wave a hand in the air. "I mean... look at me! I'm in jail and everyone here is a weirdo! I haven't seen any thugs or muggers just wanna be supervillains, perverts, and cute psychopathic flower ladies."
"...What was that last part?" Piper frowns. "You know what Suzie says about dating."
"I said psychopathic flower ladiers and nothing else. Look this isn't the point! If I'm framed! And Tom... you haven't met Tom but trust me, is just a stupid dork, and Planny is some loony knight... what if Snakey is just... a normal perverted ghost snake?"
"..." Piper sighs. "Why are you asking me? I'm like thirteen, it's YOUR snake, you go kiss it or whatever."
"Wh-wha? I don't want to kiss it! I just find it weird!"
"Gurie wants to kiss a ghost.~" Piper sings, mocking you with her really bad singing voice.
"Grrrrrr...." You grumble. "I dont want to kiss it and I dont want to see it again! I was just curious... look can't you find me a noncontraband way to stop popping holes in reality?"
