>>5743759>>5745883The qm seems to have flaked so, i'll be stealing this hilarious thread and taking the quest over.
>>5743812>>5743823>>5743849>>5743928>>5745105As your blessed marble mind rumbles into action a genius idea occurs to you. Instead of simply granting this weirdo a gf, you become ONE! By doing so you can become this mortals new god and continue to access a deep reservoir of worship.
>DP 15/15 -5 transform self. New balance 10/15 gain 1 dp per day per worshiper.Using the divine energy that suffuses your anointed marble. You condense yourself into a female humanoid form.
"MORTAL." You boom in a inhumanly deep and loud voice., "YOUR DEVOT FAITH HAS BEEN REWARDED!" you exult "BEHOLD YOUR NEW GF, AND SACRED GOD."
>Roll bof 5 1d20+2 (the +2 being because your worshiper is a desperate coomer not because the parthenon has any charisma.). Dc 10 and below the worshiper runs away you waste your divine energy for nothing. Dc 11~13 he complains that that is not what he asked for but stays. Dc 14~16 he thanks you and follows you around continues to give 1 dp per day. Dc 17 and up he immediately redoubles his faith and "worship" giving you daily "tributes" of spiritual energy on top of prayer giving you 2 dp per day instead of one. 