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You feel your body start to heat up underneath your <span class="mu-s">TRENDY TRACKSUIT</span> as the reality of the situation sets in. No, you hiss through clenched teeth, I did <span class="mu-i">NOT</span> luck out, Raj! <span class="mu-s">THIS IS THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF ‘LUCKING OUT!’</span>
“That’s… still a lot of money, dude.” Replies the lead guard with a hint of concern in his tone. “Do you need to sit down, or-”
<span class="mu-s">NO,</span> you growl, you do <span class="mu-s">NOT</span> need to sit down! Hands clenched at your sides, you can feel your heartbeat in your forehead as you feel the anger flow through you!
The deal, you snarl as you <span class="mu-i">SHOVE</span> the <span class="mu-s">NOTE</span> into the bouncer’s chest, was that you got paid <span class="mu-s">TONIGHT! MINA HAUSER! CASH. IN. HAND!</span>”
“Sir, I’m gonna have to politely ask you to <span class="mu-i">CALM DOWN…</span>” The guard orders as his pals slowly form a circle around you! Calm <span class="mu-s">THIS</span> down!
Whipping your <span class="mu-s">PIZZA PACK</span> around for them to see, you jab a twitching finger at the <span class="mu-s">PIZZA MIND</span> logo! Do they even know who they’re <span class="mu-i">FUCKING</span> WITH!? <span class="mu-s">EMILIO-FUCKING-CRASH,</span> that’s who! And if they had any space left in their <span class="mu-s">JAWBREAKER-SIZED BRAINS</span> that wasn’t taken up by ‘<span class="mu-i">HOW WEAR DUH SOOT</span>’ they’d know the kind of <span class="mu-s">SHEER POWER</span> that man has at his hairy fingertips!
“Call <span class="mu-s">JAKE</span>.” Hisses the lead guard as both Raj and Pepper slowly back away from you.
Call <span class="mu-s">THE PRESIDENT,</span> you roar! Because when <span class="mu-s">EMILIO</span> says to <span class="mu-s">GET PAID BEFORE LEAVING</span>, you <span class="mu-s">GET PAID!</span> And if I don’t come back with money, we’re <span class="mu-i">AAAAAALLLL</span> GONNA BE PAYING THE <span class="mu-s">ULTIMATE PRII-</span>
Somewhere in the middle of the word ‘<span class="mu-i">price</span>’ you feel yourself being lifted off the ground and flipped. It’s only moments before your head comes crashing down to the pavement that you realize what’s going on:
<span class="mu-i">Crap,</span> you think as you see both Raj and Pepper watching in utter shock, this guy’s <span class="mu-i">PILE DRIVING</span> y-
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