>>6315796>Rolled 96 > 54 (NASA: MISSED!)>Rolled 53 <54 (APOPHIS: HIT!)On the anonymous hacker forum known only as 4chan, a user creates the following topic:
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-This reminds me of that time back in 2025 when journalists discovered there had been a spike in commercial orders for high resolution regional satellite imagery focusing on Pahalgam from Maxar Technologies between 2-22 Feb 2025, several months prior to terrorist attacks in the forests of Baisaran Valley, Pahalgam, within the disputed Jammu and Kashmir region of India, on 22 April 2025. That terrorist attack killing 26 tourists at Pahalgam almost started a war between two nuclear armed nations on May 7th, with skirmishes along the line of control, mortars, missile and drone strikes, fighter jets being shot down. Nobody remembers this anymore, and Maxar has long since rebranded itself into two separate space companies afterwards, named Vantor and Lanteris...
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