>>6041604>>6041581>>6041570>>6041623>>6041630For all his virtues, your pappy was never very creative with names. Your name is Eater Eatums, although people often called you Eaty. As for eating people, obviously you plan to. Disregarding one of the main bits of food out there as an eatums would be pretty 'diculous. Technically, you have eaten people before as pappy used to mix brains into his gruel mash. So that's probably a good starting point.
You're in your early twenties now, and pappy is dead. A biker gang called The Finger Twisters were goin' round the wastes bashing and blinding everyone who had blue eyes. Somethin' to do with blue-eye sauce making you live triple-long. Unfortunately for your pappy, he got ambushed and killed, and his friends never let you look at the eyeless corpse before they started picking bits off.
So... the bar. The planned bar, anyway. You've eyed up three regions that might contain sites suitable for bar-ification. Once there, you can look for specific spots to set up.
>Broad Dunes. Very few ruins, mostly sand, unsuitable for most crops. It is the first stop after the funnelled rockpass leading out of this part of the region, so it is highly travelled area for wandas and caravans.>Skrappa Flats. Mostly asphalt, concrete and dirt. Some crop suitability. Lots of collapsed ruins, gangs and skraptowns. Used to be an urban jungle. Frequented by lowlifes, gangs and skavvas.>Fog Crater. A murky, horrible crater with grass and overgrowth. Full of deadly wildlife and tribal groups. Very lush for crops. Covered in muckfog from old-world fogtories. Frequented by tribals, explorahs and farmers. 