Quoted By:
>"GAAHHHHH!! HOW COULD I LOOOOSE?! I'm clearly the smartest one here-"
>[Debatable]
>"-the most skilled one here-"
>[Ehhh]
>"-and the prettiest one here-"
>[Factually incorrect]
>"-so HOW COULD I LOSE!! I knew it, this WAS rigged the whole time! Who is running this??!"
>[Uhh... Dudette...]
>"Hey, are you hearing me??! I'm gonna shove my foot so far up your ass-"
>[Ahem...]
>"-gonna need a proctologist for your proctologist!! I'm gonna-"
>[Cough cough, behind you dude...]
>"Shut up!! I'd do it to you to if you even had one- Huh? What's that you're holding?"
>"W-Well... I knew you'd get upset if you walked out of here without winning anything, so..."
>"Hmph..."
>"Did you have fun Storkie?"
>"Of course not! This whole thing was clearly a ploy against me!"
>"Heheh... I knew it!"
>"What??!"
>"Well... Whenever you're ACTUALLY upset, you just kinda grumble and cross your arms, so if you're this invested in your loss, that means you DID actually have fun!"
>"I-It does not!! This whole thing was a waste of time! Come on, let's get out of here... And give me that shitty cardboard thing! Where'd you get it from, the dump?"
>"I made it myself! Check the inside, I drew the STR-K cockpit in it! Or well, what I remember it looking like at least..."
>"O-Oh... Uh... Yeah I guess... you drew everything right..."
>[Wanna try it on if 'ya deserve to be the queen so bad, miss know it all?]
>"Grrr... Fine fine!"
>"Yay!! *clap clap*"
>"Grrrrr... Whatever! Crown time over! Let's go home!"
>"Awww... C'mon Stokie, don't wanna dance with me to close it off?"
>"Don't push it, you own me a beer just for saying that, and two more for even including me in this without my permission!!"
>"Heheh..."
>"Actually... How long have you had this shitt-... th-this thing made?"
>"Oh, since the beginning!"
>"So you KNEW I was gonna fail then??!"
>"O-Oh look at the time! C'mon Storkie, we need to get home!"
>"Grrrr.................
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...*smile*"