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No worries you reply, though you’re not exactly upset about Cammy being tardy, but since he’s the <span class="mu-s">CAMERA EXPERT</span> around here-
“The <span class="mu-s">SULTAN OF SURVEILLANCE!</span>” Laughs Hank with confidence that even makes Pepper a little uncomfortable, “Lay it on me, man--not like anything big’s happening!”
Riiiiight… well anyways, you mutter, if you wanted to stay uh, <span class="mu-i">off-camera</span>, how exactly would he recommend you go about doing it?
Hank nearly turns around to look at you, but reconsiders. “... why?”
Y’know, you reply with a cocky smirk in your tone, in case you wanted to go somewhere a little… <span class="mu-i">private</span>.
The security goon remains silent.
With <span class="mu-s">BABES.</span>
“HAH! Well definitely stay outta the <span class="mu-s">GUEST ROOMS!</span>” Sputters your new pal with unrestrained laughter, “And shit, <span class="mu-i">any</span> of the rooms for that matter!”
Seriously!?
“Well if you’re <span class="mu-i">really</span> in a pickle you could always find a blind spot…” Hank continues, “Or give the camera a <span class="mu-s">WHACK</span> or two…” trailing off mid-sentence, the guard really <span class="mu-i">DOES</span> whip around this time, but you quickly cover up your unshaved head with your hand! Close call!
“But don’t wail on any of ‘em!” He barks with uncharacteristic seriousness in his voice! “All of these cameras were here when we arrived–we’re just borrowing ‘em!” Though his silhouette is shrouded in darkness, you can tell Hank’s expression has softened a bit.
“If you <span class="mu-i">do</span> need a little privacy, though, I’d say to check out the <span class="mu-s">RESTROOMS–</span> we’ve got two up here marked with <span class="mu-s">SEASHELLS</span> on the doors and a few downstairs if they’re still intact…”
No cameras in the bathroom, huh? How generous…
“<span class="mu-i">Right</span>? What else…”
Turning to his trusty monitors for assistance, the guard’s eyes light up almost instantly!
“Oh yea–if you’re sneaky enough you could probably slip into the <span class="mu-s">BACK OF THE KITCHEN!</span> There’s a pretty big <span class="mu-s">PANTRY</span> back there along with this hoity-toity <span class="mu-s">FREEZER–</span> no cameras in there, bud!”
You blink. That’s an odd one to leave unguarded.
“Yep, guess the Hausers don’t really care about their meat that much.” Another chuckle escapes Hank’s mouth. “Guess you’re screwed if you get trapped in the icebox, huh?”
Yea, talk about <span class="mu-i">Blue Balls</span>...
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