>>5199607You can’t decide if you want to slug her or give her a hug–she’s not, like, a shrink or something, right? How does she get all this?
“No, my dear, I’m nothing like that…” She purrs, squeezing your palm a bit tighter. “But you don’t need to be a ‘shrink’ to see which way the tides flow…”
The two of you look down the cliff towards the ebbing tide below–its foamy surface tinted orange by the setting sun.
“Tell me, Stanley: would you like me to read your fortune?” Hazel asks with a hint of excitement in her voice. "No charge, of course... not for family, that is!"
How do you respond?
>SURE, WHY NOT?>NO–I MAKE MY OWN FATE!>GIMME A SIP ALREADY!>I’M OUTTA HERE. ENJOY THE BOOZE, WEIRDIE!<span class="mu-r">YOU KNOW IT ALREADY.</span>
>WRITE-IN! 