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She hacked the bunker's systems to play her silly Yongesian cartoons. She cracked into them just like that. So, her hacking skills were not exaggerated, however.
[CATASTROVANIA] "Why would I want to work anyway?! Who wants to get up every morning at six and work until five in the evening just to deal with horrible traffic and come home to eat reheated pizza from the last night?! Who wants to have nagging bosses always asking you to come in, or work over?! Or fire you if you don't do good enough!? Who wants to deal with coworkers who give you that fluoride stare because they don't understand culture like this!? Because they don't know what you're talking about when you talk about amazing media like, Bones Quest V: The Bonesening?! Who wants to rush their routines like the Great Rebirth will happen if they don't finish in time every morning?!"
[CATASTROVANIA] "Not me! I resent that! You let me crash in this bunker, and provide me all the instant ramen I could ever need, and a comfy couch and large television, and anything else I ask for, and I MIGHT hack things for you. But only because I'd want to! Deal?!"
The chuunibyou has given me her terms.
>You're hired.
>You're hired, but you have to take a shower daily. You smell like the Samurai you like so much, and they smell like dirt and war.
>Let me give it some thought first.
>You're a total loser.
